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I got caught today

my mom caught me pooping in the kitchen. she doesn't know that I was bit by a radioactive rabbit last year. I have a fluffy cotton ball tail and I poop in pellets. I got away with pooping in the kitchen for a year bcuz we have a pet rabbit. her name is kit Kat. and I can communicate with her. I told my mom the truth about my poop pellets and she sent me to a mental hospital. and they said that there's a whole elite group of radioactive rabbit human morphs. they told me I should join. but it tool forever to for them to accept me as their own.

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we should curse in celebrities

what the Seth Rogan is going on here?

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AVSKDLDNSKDHS

I JUST DID 11:11 ON SNAPCHAT FOR A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER AND NO ONE QUESTIONED IT

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I'm eating white washed couscous

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I'm on lethal amounts of lack of sleep

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wanna hear something sad?

I have two mutual friends who are twins. for the sake of their privacy I will call them Jamie and Jessie. as I'm in the middle of fixing a bungee ride at our schools fundraiser day, Jamie comes up to me and says " hey come here for a second " and I stop what I'm doing and follow her. she takes me to her sisters dorm. " open it " she says. I didn't known what to think so I did and I was Jessie hanging from the ceiling fan. I asked her what happened. she told me that her sister and roommate we're dancing and singing when the cord to her microphone accidentally wrapped around her neck and the fan and she died. I was scared but I took her down relieved that this wasn't a suicide. I call authorities and they take care of it. I go back to fixing the ride, and I see a toddler tugging on the bungee and the toddler pushes the button to launch it but tackle her just in time so she wouldn't die I found the toddlers parents and I had my school fundraiser day rainchecked. this was a dream and o find it so weird that dreams correlate with our lives whether current, past, future. the reason I find it sad is because the twins are real people in my life who I know. and the toddler was my neighbor who I "saved" from a car almost ran her over.

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remember kids

if you need to kidnap someone but also want their treasure, knock them out and bust open that treasure chest. and don't forget to pick them up and put them in your carriage to deliver them to jail.

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let's rant

dontcha just hate..

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melanie martinez

i dreamt that i met melanie martinez at my school. there was a school play and after the play there was a “secret guest singer” i helped out with stage crew and sorts. i see her in a small office and introduce myself. “hi, i’m mackenzie. would you like anything? drink? snack?” she looks at me and smiles, showing her gap teeth. “is there chocolate here?” she says “yeah, what kind would you like?” “a normal chocolate bar is fine, please” she grins. “of course. oh aha by the way, what’s your name?” i obviously knew who she was i just didn’t want to fangirl and be weird. “melanie” holding her hand out. “nice to meet you, melanie” i smile “as you as well. by the way, i LOVE your hair” she says i’m so ecstatic and blushing profusely. “oh my goodness, th-thank you! you’re hair is so unique and gorgeous!” i smile “oh stop it” i look at her half dyed hair, left side black, right side pink and purple. my hair is blue and pink. “i just realized your eye brows match your hair!! that is so cool, i wish i could pull that off”

“aw thank you, to be honest with you, i don’t even do my own makeup.. hahaha” she laughs “oh that’s cool, i do my own makeup” her jaw drops “you’re kidding? right?” i chuckle and say “nope, i’ve been doing makeup my whole life and am now studying cosmetology” “it’s just– incredible” she says in awe “you’re too sweet, you cry baby” i do a cheeky wink “*gasp* if you know who i am then why did you ask for my name?” confused “i didn’t want to seem too crazy, i just wanted to stay professional, you are our guest” i say “wow, whenever i meet a fan they are never as controlled as you are!” she says “don’t get me wrong, i’m a huge fan. but i try not to be so creepy and try to be normal and treat them as if they were one of my friends” i smile “that is the sweetest thing ever! well since you know i’m from long island, i bet you didn’t know i went to this school also” she laughs “woah! i didn’t know that! so i’m guessing you know this area really well” i say “of course, i love it here” she says with a genuine smile “wanna play a game while we wait for my appearance?” she says with a cheerful tone “u-hu, sure. what game” i say “it’s a cry baby board game” she whispers making sure no one hears. i agree and we play. we played about 2 games while waiting for the 3 hour play to end. while playing the game she says “we should keep in touch!” she says lightly touching my arm. my heart drops to my stomach and i immediately smile. “absolutely !! you’re such a genuine and kind person, who would say no?!” i say excited we exchange numbers and add each other on our personal, private social media. at this time i was in shock, and i was he happiest i’ve ever been in years. i get a call on my wallow talkie “kenz, you there?” James, calls me “yeah what’s up” i reply “we need help moving the piano, can you come to the music room?” he says “sure, be there in a few” i reply “sorry the game had to end” i say to melanie “it’s okay, did you have fun?” she says with her fingers intertwined in joy. “you know it, i’ll see you after your performance?” i question. “totally! i’ll text you kenz!” she said she CALLED ME KENZ this was the most exciting time of my life. i help with the piano and run into my friend sara. “hey girl what’s up?” i say sara is a stoner that is super pretty and has great makeup and is very skinny. “hi! did you know *whispers* melanie martinez is performing??” she says excitedly “you’re kidding?!? how did you find out ???” as i look at sara, i realize that she’s wearing her “melanie martinez alter ego makeup” it does not look good on her, sara is pakistani and blue eye brows and pink shadow doesn’t look good on her sara whispers “i saw paper work that said so” “wow that’s incredible, i can’t wait ” i say sara jumps up and down and says “me too!!” in a high pitched squeaky voice. “i’m gonna try and find her” she says “she may not be here yet, even if she is here, let her have privacy” i say “oh ok, i’ll just pick the best seats to sit at when she starts singing” she says “alright i’ll cya around” i’m relieved bc i don’t want mel feeling uncomfortable. i check my watch, it’s 7:45, ok. i’m going to go back to mel and check up on her. i get back to the office and i see her eating chocolate. “hey how are ya doing?” i say “good, thanks! do you know when i’m supposed to sing?” she says “it’s 7:48 now, so about 20 minutes. need anything for your performance?” i say “i’m good, thank you” she says “wanna smoke a joint real quick?” she says “yeah sure” i agree we share the joint and as we finish the joint we start talking about the stereotypical fake crybabys *basic bitch voice* “omg i’m such a cry baby! melanie is bomb! i love her song dollhouse!” she says “legit all the fake crybabys say that, it makes me laugh every time” i say we go back inside, she says “it’s about time for me to sing” she says in a low voice “alright i’ll see you after the show” i say she gives me a bear hug and then i go find a seat in the auditorium. i pick a seat in the middle and sit down. mark, my crush, says “hey did you like the play?” he was in the play “yeah it was great” i reply “stay for the surprise singer” “okay, do you know who it is?” he says “nope, it’s a surprise” i say with a giggle the curtain opens and it’s melanie, looking amazing as ever. i try to act surprised and open my eyes and mouth in shock “OH MY GOD ITS MELANIE MARTINEZ” i say in my most convincing surprised voice “who is she” mark says “ummmm my absolute favorite singer in the world” i say

still thinking about the fact she wants to be my friend melanie sings about 5-6 songs. and she’s even better in concert. i’ve never seen her live before this moment. after the concert mark says “meet me out side in about 10 minuets” i’m confused so i say “um okay, ” i get my stuff in the office me and mel were hanging out in, she’s in there packing up. she already changed into pajamas. i tell her about mark and she said “ooooooo i bet he’s gonna tell you that he had feelings for you” “i hope so, i’ll text you how it goes” i say nervously “don’t text me, FACETIME ME” she yelps i’m in shock im officially the happiest person alive “oh my- of course!!! totally i will call you when i get home ahha” i went outside to meet mark, i see him in the parking lot. i go to him and say “hey what’s wrong?” “me and you” he said "will you go out......." i woke up

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IF

being gay sends you to hell, then is satan gay?