raskolnikovbaby

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY!!!!!!

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dunya, shocked: luzhin just told a joke.

raskolnikov: luzhin IS a joke.

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sonya: he invited us to lunch and I couldn't say no.

raskolnikov: i could.

sonya: that's why you only have two friends.

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I don't relate to raskolnikov in a “i'm extraordinary” way, i relate to him in a “i sleep to escape from my thoughts and/or reality” way

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razumikhin: who traumatised you?

raskolnikov: do you you want a list?

razumikhin:

razumikhin, with his guns out: yeah actually

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luzhin: are you leaving me me me dunya: sorry I met a real man I met a real man razumikhin hi baby yes i am a real man, you wanna go skateboard?

sonya: IT'S MUFFIN TIME IT'S MUFFIN TIME

dunya: well actually it's 12:30

raskolnikov: somebody kill me!

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raskolnikov: my mom doesn’t tell me how to live my life. napoleon bonaparte does.

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raskolnikov: I love you, okay?!?

sonya: the words are nice, but the tone is scary.

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razumikhin: you’re probably one of those beautiful women who doesn’t even know it.

dunya: no, I know it.

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raskolnikov: you know what the worst part is?

razumikhin: that you're having to process your emotional pain without sleeping all day?

raskolnikov: No!

raskolnikov: ...

raskolnikov: yeah.

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katerina: I forget but I don't forgive.

katerina: I go around hating people and I have no idea why.

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raskolnikov: i was taught to think before I act.

raskolnikov: so if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I've thought about it and am confident in my decision.

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pulkheria: I don't remember raising you to be like this.

dunya: I don't remember you raising me at all!

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raskolnikov: wow, the stars sure are beautiful tonight.

sonya: they are.

raskolnikov: you know who else is beautiful?

sonya: *blushes* who?

raskolnikov: napoleon bonaparte.

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katerina, at marmeladov's farewell dinner: alright, listen up you little shits

katerina: not you rodion romanovich, you're an angel and i'm glad you're here

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raskolnikov: i'm not really a people person.

dunya: you're barely a person.

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c&p characters political alignments because I have nothing to do

raskolnikov: anarchist. no need to elaborate.

razumikhin: communist, he seems to have a big sense of collectivity.

dunya: cosmopolitan and would be an environment activist

luzhin: right wing libertarian and would for sure idolise elon musk

svidrigailov: far right, loves the tsar and would vote for bolsonaro if he was brazilian. (fuck you)

sonya: she says she is centre because she wants to avoid discussions but is secretly left wing

katerina: centre but she is telling the truth

porfiry: i don't know but he seems to be centre-right