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every morning I wake up and my boner is facing true north

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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Listening to Hotel California on the store radio and they muted the word "kill" when he says "but they just can't kill the beast" like what are we doing here has humanity not suffered enough

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?

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having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy

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@important-cat-pics

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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

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(So horny it’s not even eliciting a physical reaction anymore) now draw them in a strained but ultimately polite professional relationship

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Dungeon Meshi - Upcoming Marcille and Falin figures from Furyu

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huge fan of whatever they r doing on rednote

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I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂