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i saw some amazing art on the HSD and it reminded me of this blog which has a lot in drafts just sitting there. anyways, i dont know the artist for the following, but ratstuck detected!!!

(ill edit with proper formatting later i promise)

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homestuck detected!

ive been thinking about doing this ever since i started to put together the complete ost

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homestuck detected!

i wish both roxy and mutini a happy john and jane's birthday

// please draw mutini banging out the tunes

literally liek 16 mins late how ridiculous is that

merry 4/13 everybody ‼️‼️‼️‼️

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>DRAGONS LOCATED

rat spotted detected!

Being the only guy who works in a beauty store is fucking hilarious sometimes. Im the only one who can sell our shitty beard shampoo and a not insignificant amount of our customers think im untrustworthy. According to my coworkers i use every mens product we have so they can get dudes to buy a shaving cream. Trying to explain to people that theres no difference between "men's" and "women's" products is like talking to a brick wall. Ive had multiple women get angry with me for sampling them out one of our "men's" moisturizers when they specifically said they wanted a mattifying one to control oil and that's the best one we have for those two things. I still think about the guy who came in asking if we had "masks for men." I contemplate ending it all every time someone returns a completely unused product that they absolutely refuse to try just because it either says or doesnt say "for men" on it. 90% of the time its the perfect product for them. I had a lady who was willing to buy a worse product for her needs that was more expensive just so it wouldnt say it was for men. Are you ever tired? Are you ever exhausted? These are the same kinds of people who say that im the one whos obsessed with gendering everything because im trans.

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Dear king, your peasants and I got together and made you this giant wooden rat! You're a terrific and wonderful king and we wanted to build a shrine for what you stand for. Please accept it with love and kindness. Your's truly, detector 24 and all the rats in the kingdom. Also please don't mind the squeaking coming from the giant wooden rat. We forgot to oil the wheels before leaving. <3

Wonderful! I mean, you might’ve gotten a little mixed up. That’s clearly a spider

Excuse me a moment

@sketchyartthings this is a revolt. Seal the trapdoor shut and light it on fire. Make an example.

If I’m mistaken, we can make a new one and pretend it never burned. But I’m not mistaken.

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Fight to unite, for divided we fall!

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a bit ago i noticed that my fav homestuck playlist that i had thought was complete actually wasnt, so i decided to start curating a complete one earlier today. so far it has:

- Vol. 1

- Vol. 2

- Vol. 3

- Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead

- Vol. 4

- Vol. 5

- Alternia

- Squiddles!

- The Felt

- Vol. 6: Heir Transparent

- Strife!

- AlterniaBound

- Medium

- Mobius Trip and Hadron Kaleido

- Vol. 7: At the Price of Oblivion

ill try to upd8 it more later today but thats whats in it as of this posting. im using the unofficial collection as a guide so yeah.

old playlist that i loved:

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homestuck detected!

a bit ago i noticed that my fav homestuck playlist that i had thought was complete actually wasnt, so i decided to start curating a complete one earlier today. so far it has:

- Vol. 1

- Vol. 2

- Vol. 3

- Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead

- Vol. 4

- Vol. 5

- Alternia

- Squiddles!

- The Felt

- Vol. 6: Heir Transparent

- Strife!

- AlterniaBound

- Medium

- Mobius Trip and Hadron Kaleido

- Vol. 7: At the Price of Oblivion

ill try to upd8 it more later today but thats whats in it as of this posting. im using the unofficial collection as a guide so yeah.

old playlist that i loved:

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i concur!

I have no rats to eliminate here.

All of you aren't True Rats or Rat Detectors. I Choose to Reject All of You in this war

ESPECIALLY THESE TWO:

All These False Leaders and False Gods are Leading All of You Astray. Leave Them to Their Squabbles and Forge Your Own Path

@rat-dedecdor @rat-detector-but-evil @rat-detectors-detector @detector-rat @rat-detector-fail @rat-detector-redacted

@rat-detector-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-seven @rat-defector-8x @ratdetectortheninth @ratdetector-x11 @rat-detector-twelve @ratdetector13 @rat-detector-thirteen @rat-detector-13 @rat-detector-the-14th @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x @ratdetector20 @rat-detector-the-21st @rat-detector-the-22nd @ratdectector23 @ratdetector-x26 @rat-detector36 @rat-detector-72 @rat-detector-84 @rat-detector-rat-89 @rat-detector-87 @rat-detector-236 @rat-detector-333 @rat-detector-334 @rat-detector-404 @rat-detector-413

@rat-detector @thetrueratking

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rat detected!

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homestuck detected!

a bit ago i noticed that my fav homestuck playlist that i had thought was complete actually wasnt, so i decided to start curating a complete one earlier today. so far it has:

- Vol. 1

- Vol. 2

- Vol. 3

- Midnight Crew: Drawing Dead

- Vol. 4

- Vol. 5

- Alternia

- Squiddles!

- The Felt

- Vol. 6: Heir Transparent

- Strife!

- AlterniaBound

- Medium

- Mobius Trip and Hadron Kaleido

- Vol. 7: At the Price of Oblivion

ill try to upd8 it more later today but thats whats in it as of this posting. im using the unofficial collection as a guide so yeah.

old playlist that i loved:

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rats detected!

like whack a mole

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Trevor looks like he's begging and pleading for me to not blow a raspberry on his huge white tummy again

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Laurel: devourer of pumpkins! 🎃🐀

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Idk if I posted my fav rat pic here yet. Here it is:

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HELP

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this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug