I Am A Rat!!!I Detect Fellow Rats!!!I Detect When We Rats Are Being Detected!!!
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Neil!!!!
We love you Neil!
in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today




source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)
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Sorry to bother you all, but might I request some help from the hoards?
@rat-dedecdor @rat-eliminator @rat-detector-but-evil @rat-undetector @rat-detectors-detector @detector-rat @rat-detector-fail @the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st @rat-detector-redacted @rat-detector @rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-8x @ratdetectortheninth @rat-detector-10 @ratdetector-x11 @rat-detector-twelve @rat-detector-13 @ratdetector13 @rat-detector-thirteen @rat-detector-the-14th @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x @ratdetector20 @rat-detector-the-21st @rat-detector-the-22nd @ratdectector23 @rat-detector-24 @ratdetector25 @ratdetector-x26 @rat-detector-26 @rat-detector36 @rat-detector-72 @rat-detector-84 @rat-detector-87 @rat-detector-rat-89 @rat-detector-333 @rat-detector-236 @rat-detector-404 @empers @a-rat-with-internet-accesses @rat-eliminator
Round 0
@free-post-store
(no propaganda submitted)
@rat-detector-rat-89
“WE ARE A BUNCH OF DETECTOR, WE ARE THE BRETHREN, WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, THERE IS 50 OF US FROM WHAT WE KNOW, MOST LIKELY MORE. WE WILL RULE THE WORLD”
#tumblr tournament#poll#gimmick blog bracket season 2#rat-detector-rat-89#I’m happily surprised that some people have voted for me!!
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(My original above ^^)
The moment i've been waiting for
The collection of evil rats i have collected from people (everyone is @ to their own masterpiece)
Rats, take over the world
@luluziy

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@forsakenprogam

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@a-rat-with-internet-accesses

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@mineralboa

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@lunasanguismusic

(The true evil rat detected)
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@emma0wolf

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@rat-detector-334

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@cosmostarzz2
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sweetratsofmine on ig
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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
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The council will now decide your fate
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Cannibalism ...
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Love is a rat!
"Love Is a Rat"
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Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim
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You think we’re joking but we are really actually in the post mines mining for posts
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animal
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