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I'm back in the fucking building

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deacon !!!

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just in case you needed to hear this today <3 i know i did. thanks, nick

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Wanted to try my hand at making a simple little animation - and who'd be a better test subject than my good time boy :)

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more random deacon headcanons <33

i have mentioned this b4 but with tumblr im like a frog who pops out of the dirt for worms once in a very long while and then burrows until the next worm

so i apologize

anyways ! deacon headcanons

- deacon leaves little sticky notes in random places for people to read, especially on dr. carrington's stuff (which pisses him off GREATLY)

- on the topic of pissing off dr. carrington, they LOVE to hide his stuff in the most random possible places for the sole purpose of seeing him get frustrated

- he's really good at puzzles. give him a puzzle if you need to distract him for a while

- his music taste is a mixture of pop and indie pop, with a bit of really bad 2000's emo

- deacon is the worst cook. they have burnt water before and probably will again

- they're a major insomniac. they usually run on about an hour of sleep, but somehow, they still function perfectly fine

- when you're in a relationship with him, he likes to put on lipstick and kiss your face to leave marks. he loves watching you struggle to find an explanation when desdemona asks why you're covered in red lipstick.

- they don't like to talk about it much, but they're a former alcoholic. they're about three years sober. he only really started caring about getting sober when he was almost killed while drunk on a job. that knocked some sense into him quick

- deacon's hard of hearing in his left ear, and is a little insecure about it. that doesn't mean they don't take every opportunity to make a joke out of it by yelling "WHAT? HUH? CAN'T HEAR YOU" whenever you're on their left side. (this one is so self indulgent)

- he takes the bugs outside. no comment

- eats tatos whole. like. just takes bites out of them like it's nothing. he doesn't even do it to fuck with people. he just likes them

- they get sunburnt really easily. they tried really hard to convince people it's because they're a vampire, but it didn't go over so well

have fun w/ these:)

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pussy from a man who’s constantly on the edge of losing his mind

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Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box.

Always

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i need him so bad it's not even funny

my hobbies include drawing this mf all flustered

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Fallout 4 is a badly written game with nonsensical plot lines a- OH MY GOD IS THAT NICK VALENTINE

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being a leftist fallout fan is fun because you either run into people who understand your analyses of the series/background/characters or you run into brotherhood/enclave/legion dorks without no critical thinking skills who missed the point.

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PLEASE DO THIS FOR FALLOUT 4 COMPANIONS I BEG OF YOU PLEASE

Spell a character's name in my askbox and I'll tell you my headcanons...

A: What are/were this character’s best subjects in school?

B: Do they have any allergies?

C: Can they swim well?

D: How they react to being flirted with?

E: How are they with children?

F: What’s one thing they’re really bad at?

G: How do they flirt?

H: What is their deadly sin?

I: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do they love themselves?

J: What’s their sense of humour like?

K: How do you know when you’ve upset them?

L: What is their favourite board game?

M: What is their favourite dessert?

N: What do they usually eat for breakfast?

O: What would it take to break them, inside and out?

P: How do they handle money?

Q: Are they patient?

R: What are their hands like?

S: How stealthy are they?

T: Where are they ticklish?

U: What’s their voice like?

V: What’s the easiest way to annoy them?

W: Can they dance?

X: What’s their most petty little secret?

Y: What is one question they’ve always wanted an answer to?

Z: How do they sleep?

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i lied. i dont like sex. put ur clothes back on babe. im gonna explain the entire lore of fallout to you

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i have decided to rise from the dead with some fun completely random headcanons for my fav companions

nick valentine:

- nick's favorite music genre is jazz. ESPECIALLY 1950's - 1970's jazz. he also dabbles in a bit of opera from time to time, but he's gotta be in the right mood for it.

- he's the opposite of claustrophobic. he actually really likes tight, confined spaces and sole often finds him hiding in a little cubby under his desk reading case files.

- despite being a synth he still yawns??? when sole questioned him about this he looked at them wide eyed because he didn't even realize he did it until they pointed it out. some habits from pre-war nick never died

- he collects pre-war stamps. ellie has never understood the fascination with something as seemingly menial as stamps, but she supports him nonetheless.

- nick LOVES the smell of peppermint and gets overly excited when he smells it because it's so rare to find in the commonwealth

- he brings ellie fun trinkets he finds while on his adventures

- the reason his bedroom is under the stairs and ellie's is upstairs is mostly because he wanted to give back to her for all her hard work by giving her the bigger room. however, he will insist it's actually because he just "doesn't actually need a bedroom."

john hancock:

- BITES. HIS. NAILS.

- he once found a pre-war shopping cart while high and cruised around goodneighbor while making farenheit push him. she was not amused but obliged anyway

- hancock is surprisingly cat-like. he stretches weirdly over all furniture, kneads things with his hands idly, makes soft, purring-like noises when you pet him, and sleeps a lot. it's no shocker that he's a major cat person

- this man cannot sit normally for the life of him. he takes every opportunity to sit like a fucking gremlin

- he's actually a really good cook. he makes a MEAN deathclaw steak

- hancock and daisy are gossip FIENDS. it's very common to hear them both giggling together

deacon:

- deacon is a really good knitter. like really good. they have knitted sole and desdemona many scarves over the years. of course, it goes without saying that they've made many ridiculous items throughout the years. he has a knitted penis collection that he is VERY proud of

- they have a SERIOUS biting problem. if you get too close, he's going to bite you

- he always has his nails painted. different colors for different disguises. where the hell they get nail polish in the wasteland is a mystery to all

- extremely lactose intolerant and makes it everyone else's problem. he refuses to just NOT have dairy and instead chooses to suffer the consequences. unfortunately, everyone else also has to suffer the consequences along with him

- they get cold really easily, but they always play it off. sole eventually catches on and starts hugging them whenever they start shaking

maccready

- also a nail biter

- his favorite pastime other than reading comic books is cleaning his guns. he'll put on the radio, hum along, and get to work

- maccready snores. like insanely loud. it's incredibly annoying but also kind of cute in a way

- he hides a stash of nudie mags under his mattress like a hormonal teenager

- he has dyslexia and has to make sole read things for him

- maccready is a major baby when he's sick. he begs sole to take care of him and hold him when he's sick. he makes them spoonfeed him soup

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posting a few um

nsfw fanfics of nick and hancock later today or tomorrow 🚶

stay tuned

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When a friend sends this to you, you know youve done something right