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remembered when I was thirteen and there was a point I had to take six different medications/pills (??) a morning and my immediate thought was: "wow, thirteen year old me was so Will Graham core!!!"

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Imagine Hannibal saw this, he'd literally go feral probably

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whore mode: activated ✅

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started reading hannibal rising today and this ‘alpha’ (sigma? idk I don’t really pay attention when a man talks) men are crazy when they say that hannibal lecter would support trump…. babe that man would probably cook him

also he would be very vocal about being against the genocide happening right now!!!

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titanic is a movie I will watch when I'm bored and now I have titanic au! hannigram brainrot why the fuck would you do this to me.

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I'm not kidding when I say I have

Nine

Hannigram fic WIPS

They are all so different. I'm giving myself whiplash

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"i'm tired of seeing-" use your filters.

"but there was an icky ship-!" use your filters.

"i don't like that tag-" use your filters.

don't like what you're seeing? use. your. filters.

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writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

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how I feel after cooking a meal (it was chicken nuggets and or pizza)

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why is Will Grahams ass so fucking fat I'm crying. Literally no reason for a man to have a whole bakery back there 😔

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listen… i’ve taken a lot of tablets in my lifetime and i still don’t understand how will pops aspirin like candy with nothing to wash it down

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i don't want another situationship i want whatever the fuck zeller and price have going on

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thinking about that time on tiktok someone was being literally SLAUGHTERED for saying hannigrams abusive (this was like a year ago now, but I still think about it) and I thank god I had the common sense to return to tumblr 💔

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"Oh you relate to Will Graham you must love dogs!!" no girl I have diabolical hallucinations, lose my sense of self often, lose time often. Oh yeah, I'm also autistic ☺️

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I can't explain how much I love 'fake dating' Hannibal fics (bonus if it's season one hannigram), I eat that shit up everytime.

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rath rambles about season one hannigram again...

season one hannigram, will is the PICKIEST eater known to man (because I say so) but he eats whatever hannibal cooks because he doesn't want to upset him even tho most of time he hates it.

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Today I went to the printer. There was Will Graham pictures being printed. He's everywhere.