#hannibal shitpost

[swagst0rm]

the entire plot of Hannibal is literally that two gays matched each others freak a little too hard and ascended from humanity itself and started eating people

[lovegrahams]

hannibal’s pilot is arguably the funniest pilot of all time because jack was like "hey hannibal maybe don’t poke him like that" and hannibal was like "oohhhh okay okay gotcha" and then shows up at will’s door after meeting him once and flirts with him in riddles ????

[illegitimatewizzardry]

Its so fucking funny that the FBI refused to believe the man thats name rhymed with cannibal and had every psychopathic trait in the DSM-5 was the homicidal wreck, despite mr. never gets a thing wrong risking his life and sanity and hetrosexuality to prove it.

[pesky--dust]

The first episode of Hannibal be like:

[cryptidnova]

Hannibal + text posts part 2 (part 1)

[neitherofusideal]

[will-graham-coded]

Mads' fucking shoes😭😭😭😭

i’m obsessed

[multifandom--mess]

they really let this mf clock into work lookin like this

[amy-elliott-is-done]

[iambedrock]

Yeah, Jack, did you ever even think about that? /s

[jack-in-the-pantry]

fast food AU ( do NOT order the nuggets)

[hootybal-lecter]

[asadstatue]

No thank you I prefer them to kiss each other (and maybe eat some rude)

[buckdefencesquad]

The ONE thing I’ll never understand about Hannibal(show) is why the people in that show weren’t ALL OVER Will Graham????? Like hello he’s gorgeous. And they’re all like oh he’s weird and off-putting? Yeah FUCK that I love a freaky little weird man. I see one and I’m like “come to mummy”. The people in that show are all idiots for not shooting their shot. The only one who was sane was Hannibal for being obsessed with him. I know if I had a weird situationship with Will like he did with Hannibal I’d be ten times worse!!!!!!!

[flock-of-cassowaries]

Our collective enthusiasm for Hugh Dancy Big Naturals needs to be geographically distributed for everyone’s safety.

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Hi DB, not a question just telling you how much I love the Kinktober series you wrote, it’s 100F here so I’m longing for October. California, ugh.

Love the smut, but stayed for the references, especially the fashion ones.

Aaahhhh omg thank you 🥰🥰🥰 it’s been hot and shitty in Iowa, too. Not 100 but 90s and or humid af. I was just telling people “I’m sick of this shit, bring on the pumpkin spice weather!”

As for the fashion references, the funny thing is I can’t remember any of them 😂 but I am a deep researcher and I do love fashion and clothing and have many many Pinterest boards… but my #1 go to store for clothing is Goodwill!

[theajnabi]

this feels a little TOO accurate