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the first rule of fight club is that there is no fight club *credits roll*

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i hate yaoi

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JEFFREY COMBS AND BRUCE ABBOT ARE BOTH ALIVE THERES STILL TIME FOR CANONICAL OLD MAN YAOI

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Bonjour, Fangs // Hamilton Vamp AU Oneshots - Alexander Hamilfangs (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/669721782-bonjour-fangs-hamilton-vamp-au-oneshots-alexander?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=Viperquimm&wp_originator=rCSbrPy4cMaTaGTPezhG1kqQn18ar6z4IErnJVQ5aCuOvHT9l8C465kD6n2M6S%2BAQWztwf40ZwnrOymlrHgqDMI2Yqjs9Pg0AyWcMfj7%2BDH%2BY%2FiieVv8TbbxOSX5GznX This is a Vamp AU that I'm very excited to write! It will have all the popular Hamilton ships. No smut, you need a break, you sinners. (Ok, who knows what direction this story will go). Enjoy, hamiltrash.

THUS ++IS GETS A HAM/TON

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ten/ten

me? why i’m nothing but a little maggot, Monsieur

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fish/10 god i wish i was a fish

women fear me, fish fuck me!

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10/10 i agree. fuck those people. fuck them hard.

what your discord pfp says about you:

favorite character: you absolutely read fanfiction haha

childhood character: you love nostalgia!

yourself: you’re narcissistic. get the fuck off discord and use imessages or something bitch. what the hell are you doing here

anime character: you like to think you’re a little bit edgy from time to time.

random animal: you’re a very sweet person!

yourself: literally get off this fucking app get off of discord i hate you i hate you i hate you

pet: you’re such an animal lover you invited one into your own home!

yourself: die. die. die.

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1/10 i’m a ginger so we can never be together

i’m a simple guy. i see an image of a man with black hair and immediately think it’s herbert west no matter what

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proof/10 yeah right. whore.

committed to going to school in a herbert west cosplay tomorrow… wish me luck

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10/10 i fucking love cbat we should listen sometime…. 💋

that god forsaken sick dog yapping reddit guy thrusting sex song has been stuck in my head for 14 hours straight. make it stop

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it’s me…. zo…. rate THAT, bitch!!!

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7/10 we love a healthy whore

i am such a big basil fan. with STRAWBERRIES? nooo way (fangirling)

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he out of him. i usually hate trans people but i do like the yeah yeah yeahs. #heads will roll

i love getting he/himed yeah yeah yeah

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100/10 this is exactly how manhood should be viewed

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WHAT THE FUCK/10 i feel like you’re not getting the message here

HELLO????

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10/10 this one i genuinely like i think it’s a quality haha

wandering the dark halls with tumblr open facing my phone out like a widow with a candelabra

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penis/10 can’t you see i wanna fuck you?

imagine trying to eat a sandwich while gambling. i can barely eat a sandwich sitting perfectly still at my kitchen table

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10/10 FUCK YEAH HALLOWEEN GHOST IM CREAMING MY JEANS RN!!!!

i’m so sick i look like evil shadow skull