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season 2 is great

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Children's tv had me imagining that my appendix was always .5 seconds away from bursting and that my tonsils were about to explode, and I was like 5

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my mutuals can use me as a reference on their resumes at this point I don’t even care

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“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake

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hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.

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In the wheat fields 🌾

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

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jessies girl is obviously about sublimated homosexual desire but stacys mom is sincere in its heterosexuality

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The people in front of you at the post office are always the most insane creatures you didn’t know god could make whose one goal is to waste away the day. The people behind you at the post office are desperately trying to feel the warmth of human touch via your back

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Leafeon and Flareon ko-fi doodle for Diana! 💚🧡

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Holy fuck the attendance for the Trump birthday parade in DC is so bad I almost feel sad for the army dudes riding in tanks waving at the crowds of like 5 people

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Three beasts, born under a rainbow wing

Happy pride! Feel free to use these as icons.

[Commissions open, DM me to inquire or order directly from my ko-fi!]

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On conservation and survival

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I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

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I engage with fiction in a normal way. don’t look at my blog