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Ooo highest and lowest libidos. This belongs here too!

Which of ur skeles r horny all the time and bang all the tine, which r horny all the time but dont bang all the time, which arent horny all the time but bang often, and which dont yhink about sex that often?

Shdhdhdhdh alright I’ll list the highest five libidos and lowest five with explanations underneath the cut. Suggestive for obvious reasons folks

Ok so the lust monsters are going in a category of their own! Since they’re in a constant state of “low heat” due the the lust serum, they’re always ready to go really. It’s very easy for them to get in an aroused state, and their ecto puts extra effort in performance, so to lust monsters, how often is never really a question. The real question is what’s the limit for their partner ;).

All the lust guys with a partner are pretty much ready whenever their partner is in the mood. If it’s a stranger/friend, it depends on circumstances and who it is.

Now the top five libidos for the non lust skeletons:

Star. He’s got a lot of energy, and he definitely enjoys intimacy with his partner! Add the fact that he’s a wild guy and not afraid to experiment, and sees intimacy as a fun challenge as well, it makes him the highest libido of the non-lusts

Slim. He’s just simply really horny. And he has a rather dirty mind, so all it takes is his partners shirt riding up ever so slightly and slims already hot under the collar.

Harpy. She’s.. wild. Harpy hides it well, but beneath that punctual girl-boss business mind is a raging pervert. She does a good job at hiding just how much her SO affects her in public, but behind closed doors she’s always flirting hoping for more.

Red. Is it any surprise that underfell sans is on the list? Red is very much a horn dog and isn’t exactly subtle about it when he’s in a relationship. In private at least. Every dirty joke he tells has a grain of truth in it after all

Jupiter. His combination of strong magic and a very healthy body makes a very healthy libido too! He’s more conservative and prefers keeping things only between him and a SO, but when he has that SO, they feel very wanted~

And for the bottom five libidos

Honey. It’s not that he doesn’t like sex, it’s just that he thinks of literally everything else first. He rarely initiates on his own unless his partner specifically communicates that they want more of that. Then he’ll try to, and he does get into it afterwards, but it’s something he kinda has to work up to

Lord. It’s less of a lack of libido, and more of working around his… bad past experiences. Lord needs a very specific setting to feel safe enough to get intimate with his partner. And it has to come with lots of snuggling first to get him into that “touchy” mindset

Green. His work life is crazy and frankly exhausting. As a surgeon, he works long hours, is on emergency call, and has that mental load of his patients lives. So green has to plan sex with his partner ahead of time cause frankly, he just doesn’t have the energy for anything spontaneous.

Pop. He’s asexual, in the sense that he doesn’t have a drive for himself, but he isn’t anti sex. If it’s something his partner needs in a relationship he’s fine performing for them. Making them happy makes him happy. But he’s also perfectly fine just never having it too.

Tempo, he’s also asexual, but definitely anti sex as well. He doesn’t enjoy it, finds it gross. He has had it before, but only during heat weeks with a buddy who has the same issue as him. It keeps the discomfort of their cycles at bay. Outside of heat, it’s a firm no.

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Lmao this should totally go here now

S/O tells skele that they sometimes wish his giant pp was smaller

How do the boys of your choice respond to this

Hdhdhdhd thanks to gonny for always delivering. Under the cut obviously for spice~

Sans: he laughs when SO first tells him that. Sans is perfectly average, not tiny of course, but he’s not huge either. He’ll wink and make the standard set of dick jokes though. He’s of course assuming SO is just messing with him. “Heh, not my fault I like to dick around~”

Papyrus: he stares at SO blankly for a few seconds, clearly trying to decide if this is a joke or a genuine complaint. Then he breaks out into a smug grin. “THATS WHAT LUBE IS FOR MY DEAR SMALLER THAN AVERAGE DATEMATE!”

Star: he giggles and playfully shoves SOs shoulder. “YOU SEEMED TO LIKE IT LAST NIGHT! MWEHEEHHEHE” this smug b*stard takes this as an invitation to flirt with his SO now.

Honey: he takes them seriously. His face flushes orange and he puts his face in his hands embarrassed. “…… I can’t fix that, I’m so sorry-“

Red: this guy takes it as a compliment and seems to sit up a bit straighter at SOs “complaint” lol. “If y’ don’t wanna be sore, y’ gotta tell me to slow down doll~”

Edge: he gets a faint blush on his face not expecting that of all things to come out of his SOs mouth. “SMALLER?? AREN’T PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE OPPOSITE???”

Mal: he doesn’t even look up from his morning paper as he retaliated lol. “AND I WISH YOU LASTED LONGER ON IT BUT WE ALL CANT HAVE WHAT WE WANT”. … maybe wait for him to have his morning coffee first

Cash: he cackles at SOs comment and they sigh internally. He’s never gonna let this go. Never ever. “Nyehehehhehe oh darling you’re gonna regret those words~”

Oak: his eyelight quivers in worry and his SO feels him do a soul check on them. He fiddles with his hoodie string as he asks: “ I’m not hurting you am I?” Oh no, he’s worried, better reassure him.

Willow: this is like one of the worst things you could say to him. Being a massive eight foot tall guy, willow is super anxious about being too big for his SO. He is pretty well endowed after all lol. He may laugh it off as a joke, but he’ll be going over that comment in his head for ages

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wait are we sending Rats Weiner pics?? ~Buns

I’ve already received one and the world is ending 😭😭😭😭

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Go getem guys. Glow sticks head cannons are awesome ;)

The inbox is starving btw

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Ehehehe is that why you like green so much? @whyiswingdings-glowstickedition

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what're sparks bits like?

-katana

Let’s do sparks and salt ;)

Sparks: he’s got a lovely 5.3 incher! Sparks d*ck is ribbed for your pleasure with the ridges appearing long the head and top half of the equipment. He’s not the thickest out there, but he really can go and his speed and stamina in bed more than makes up for it.

His vagina is the standard slit shape, nothing special. It’s a pretty cute purple color like the rest of him ;)

Salt: his penis is a sweet 5.9 inches with a few nub bumps along the base going up a ways. Salt used to have the head pierced, but had the piercings removed after a while not liking the look of it.

Salts vagina is ridged on the inside giving it a soft and bumpy texture. He greatly prefers his feminine ecto as he’s more sensitive in there. It’s a better experience for him.

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Has any of them named their genitals?

Only charm. His dick is named cherry, and his pussy is cupcake.

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Is having sex with a fae any different from a mortal (human/monster)?

Depends on the form the fae is taking ;)

Or the form their partner wants them to take ;))))

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Who would be turned on by oviposition?

I had to look up that word lmao. And wow.

Monsters don’t lay eggs, so this is a really rare kink for monster kind, left mostly to the fantasy nerds who come across it on the undernet.

Fortunately , or unfortunately we do have someone who would find this arousing lol

And that is….. slim! He has no idea how he’d try this, but he was into the hentais he saw that had it lmao.

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How do the swapfell, FSR, and FSG boys feel about bj's?

Ehehehehehe

Mal: while he doesn’t mind receiving, mal prefers giving! When he does receive a blowjob, he gets really breathy and quiet. He can’t really focus well enough to muster up his usual dirty talk, and he finishes pretty quick. It’s probably why he likes giving more lol

Cash: when receiving a blow job, cash is super whiny. He’ll cry out, whimper and moan quite a bit. And he tends to thrust his hips up lightly trying to get more friction out of his partner. You’ll have to have a really good grip on his waist if you don’t want him getting carried away~

Lord: he doesn’t like blow jobs. Or being eaten out. Having anyone’s mouth near his bits is incredibly anxiety inducing for lord. So it’s off the table for him. He is willing to give oral thought if it’s something his partner wants.

Mutt: if it’s from someone he doesn’t care about, mutt is rough. He’ll hold onto their head and move them up and down harshly. But if it’s from someone he loves, he’s gentle. Mutt will murmur a lot of sweet phrases like “y’ doing so good sweetheart, y’ look so beautiful on y’ knees~” stuff like that. And he’ll rest an hand on their head to gently guide them along.

Wine: he’s a cocky b*stard when getting a blow job. Wine will lean lazily against whatever he’s siting on and gaze down at his SO panting slightly as they go. He talks too, telling them how they’re perfect for him, they belong only to him. His usual possessive talk. Wine has a thing for occasionally leaning forward to lightly trace a finger along SOs cheek and jawline as they work.

Coffee: he leans his head back and puts an arm over his mouth to muffle the noises he makes when receiving oral. Something about it makes coffee really noisy, and it embarrasses him. He’ll moan quite a bit, and it gets more frequent the closer he gets.

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mwahahaha…

of maple had to chose a position, would he prefer being on top or bottom? Same for moose. Idk if you can tell but I have favorites

Eheehehehhe

Moose: his favorite position depends on what parts he’s using. Moose’s dick is very thick, so most partners require a lot of prep to be able to take it, and it can be a bit of a stretch. If they’re going for a more chill and quick fun time, moose will stick to his feminine ecto. When using that he likes a cowgirl position with him more laying on SO than sitting on them.

When using his dick he likes doggy lmao.

Maple: he prefers his feminine ecto as his male equipment is quite large and maple is just more confident with his other bits. He likes to sit in his partners lap with something in front of him he can brace himself on as he bounces on them. Or if he’s topping with his male ecto, he likes his partner sitting in his lap facing away so he can gently move them up and down. Maple is a gentle sweetie in bed

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Glow stick here is super active if y’all want more hot skeleton action ;)

The inbox is starving btw

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Charm has been reduced to a rat blog meme at this point, poor guy

Shdhdhdhhd I love memeing charm

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What other skele is a fan favorite? Ill praise or roast them

Uhhhh I don’t know if the sewers blog has built up fan favorites by now

Charm?

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.....Well, now I need a list of the "energies" each skelly gives off.

110 isn't THAT big of a number is it? Lol

Sbsbdbdbdb I am not doing that

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When he takes his boner out of his pants, does it go boing

Boing sproing

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Tell me about their step on me energy

They both like being pushed around by their partner a lot lol. Idk, red and rust are just total bottom b*tches