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some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

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@apologiesforthecreatures

Boo.

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This might sound weird af bc you don’t know me but are you a system

Of sorts. Next question.

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Such a big boy, am I today. I have driven the carriage with the wide ass (Dad's big truck) and then admitted that I enjoy wings the most during college football.

Take away my alternative card if you must.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

IJU STTALKN OR MAL LY

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IKN OWP E OPLETH ATDOT HISA NDIA CTIVELYP UTMY SE LFN EART HE M

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Since the late 2000s!!

Of course I can do it alone. I always do.

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[sighs] Not this again.

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🌙

source

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@nocturne-va IHA VET OPIR ATESH OWSTH ATIWAN TTOWAT CHBEC AUSEM OMGOTR ID OFNE TFLIX

IUN DERST ANDTHE AP PEAL.

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There's no chance in hell this group comes out of nowhere lightning fast and kicks Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.

Ohhhhh my god you're fighting in the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white and Monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie, robocop, the terminator, captain kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, superman and every single power ranger, bill s preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the rock, doc oc and hulk hogan?

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@apologiesforthecreatures @nocturne-va

I'm going to collapse with stevens johnson syndrome on the goddamned motherclucking er floor

Are either of you going to stop me

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@apologiesforthecreatures - the director

@nocturne-va - the costume designer

@aikya-kat-44 - the casting director

favirote moots?

(People you tag have to reblog and say their favorite moots)

Okay wait

@ibrokeurheartbcuzubrokemine @foliverfalls @allyeilishh @addisonraesbaby @emiliesblohsh @bilsslut @noodleswashere @bilsbabyy @bitchesbrokenpromises @billsdollie

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I quite literally have three of these.

Yes, I have done this with at least two of them.

Puppy

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I agree with all of these. I live by these sentences.

WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

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I play a sandbox game typically labeled for children. It needs no introduction.

However, I don't fool around with child's play. I've built cities. Birthed generations. Established colonies. I have now stabilized an economy.

I tell you all of this because I just worked out literal payment details in which, somehow, $32 was equal to 64 iron ingots.

A little odd, but I'll do the work.

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Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine