look i know the url/header is from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy but i couldn't help it I am sick of grimdark batman and will also probably post a disproportionate amount of scarecrow stuff main blog serialparoxysm
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Very well. Death… by exile.
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Quick thirty minute idiot who I love
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Me, before I started reading comics: idk, the joker is an interesting, complex villain who challenges Batman in new ways everytime and his unpredictablity makes for a thrilling story.
Me, now: the joker can fucking choke and gets way too much attention in comparison to other Batman villains. Give me ten about Scarecrow instead.
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in the next batman movie selina is back in town to con bruce wayne which he knows but he missed her so much and obviously he can afford it so he just lets her
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Batman #162 (DC, July 2025) Gotham City Sirens variant cover by Gerald Parel
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I love when people find the easter eggs in my Batman fics. I feel like that Pepe the King Prawn meme that's going around on tiktok right now. Cackling giddily to myself as I sprinkle more and more references in, like yes, good, this is what my father was training me for when he let me read his original (laminated for protection) Batman comics from the 40s before I could see over the top of the kitchen table.
To infodump indirectly through the medium of crackfic.
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Absolute best scene of the episode
Challenge of the Super Friends || The World’s Deadliest Game
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HOW IS THIS THE MOST IN CHARACTER JOKER WE’VE EVER GOTTEN
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#and this is why tesla doors not opening mechanically is stupid#this is insane#we can do so much mechanically#engineering#really#cardboard#impressive
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I firmly believe that all of the rogues (excluding Joker) deserve a chance at redemption. I don’t want them to outright given a happy ending, but instead I want them to earn it and even then maybe it doesn’t last. Maybe it’s like that time like Jonathan Crane was given a chance to teach again in the story Study Hall, where he gave it all up to seek revenge on the behalf of an abuse victim.
He could’ve done nothing and stayed a teacher, but no–he choose to intervene and save Molly Randall from more suffering. That to me is important. Jonathan became the Scarecrow one last time to protect one of his students and that sort of story feels real to me. I want all of the rogues to have that.
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To be a true batman fan you must simultaneously believe that batman is a middle aged man loser with mental issues, an eldritch monstrosity who is human in all the long suffering torturous wrong ways, and an cunt-serving diva with a face card so lethal it's a partial reason for inter-galaxy peace.
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More roguesss…. Idk if these designs r final btww they might change a little overtime but ynkk
…I shoulda posted Harley w these guys so the drs will be together.
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The no kill rule is not about Bruce just uwu not wanting to become a murderer it’s about knowing that no person is morally infallible and omniscient and you cannot be judge jury executioner and that you are allowed to keep this last bit of innocence that you do not have to live with the burden of someone else’s crime you shouldn’t have to give away a part of yourself just because someone else decides to commit a horrible crime it’s not about whether the Joker deserves death it’s about whether someone should bear the burden of becoming a murderer none of you fuckers know why the death penalty is bad
do you think a Batman who holds little kids to get them to safety can pick them up with the same two hands that took a life? Don’t they deserve better? Doesn’t he?
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i bring a “i dont think those characters would like each other at all” that fandom brainrot doesn’t like very much
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