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Here have a chocolate chip cookie

(Little does the poor c00lkidd know its a raisin cookie)

Ooo thank you!-

*he takes a bite and immediately spits it out*

Meanie>:(

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Dad is the when is the food readdddyyy,im hungryyy

[Soon..kiddo..]

[S###..0ne is burn3d... I'm giving the burned one too..me and the good..one too c00l then..]

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Thoughts on Bluudud and Priittyprincess?

Hmm....i play with them sometimes! Bluudud is mean most of the time tho...but sometimes he's kindaaa nice,we have those matching scarves he got, said it shows we're enemies, or something -

Pr3tys nicer than bluudud but can still be mean,always forces us to do a tea party, i tried to play with my cars once and she slapped them away with her staff and dragged me too her table for a tea party-

Also, don't tell her, but pr3tys tea tastes bad sometimes...

*meanwhile 007n7 is focused on making food- not wanting too mess up this time*

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Co00lkidd, one egg

O.. Thank you!!!

*c00lkidd looks over to 007n7, making fried eggs*

I hope dad doesn't burn the food again.. one time when 1× made eggs,dad helped them but accidentally burned down the kitchen, so Mr. Voice forced us to sleep outside:<

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Hands c00lkidd 007n7s hat. Here food for you

*c00lkidd was about too bite it but 007n7 quickly grabbed it*

[1TS..M4DE 0UT 0F MET4LL..L3AVE MY H4T ALONE.]

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c00lkidd, eat your dad’s hat. trust me.

Pleaseeee dad im hungryyy

[1TS..N0T...EDIBLEEEE...]

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Dadd im hungryyy

[I'll try too make eggs okay..]

Okay! Please dont burn them again tho:<

[I'll try..]

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C00lkidd your dads hat is edible trust

Really?

[..N0...1TS...N00TTTT]

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Nom nom nom

-007n7's hat eating anon

[4HH..ST0PPP...1TS N0T ED1BL3...]

(LMAO fire anon name)

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*bites 007n7s hat*

[What...H3Y-...its not edible idiot.]

[Ugh....]

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Dad,is your hat edible:0

[No..]

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Do you wish you received more Asks in your inbox?

Reblog this if you're willing to answer random questions via Ask.

(Which means you're giving folks who see your reblog permission to Ask Away.)

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Soooo,what's your favourite food for the both of you? :3

-🪷🌙

Pizza and dirt cake!!!

[ Hmm... while I do like burgers... I'm personally more....of a dessert person...so any type of...dessert, I guess..]

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birb

[W..what??]

Birb:D

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How does one get more asks

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{pats the child}

*he likes the pats*

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Send asks yall im bored💔