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Need to commune with the black mold in the dorm walls and solve their riddles three.
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Silly little guy!
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they;re gonna give me an extra row of teeth bc ive been good
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"i dont ship them theyre too toxic i just think their dynamic is interesting" i hope they kill each other mid-fuck
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Guardian of the label printer at work
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He has arrived.
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$1.50 spicy dried squid snack.... save me....
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Fimsh….
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Got stuck in a time loop this morning. If I wake up back in bed and I’m actually super late for work I will lose it.
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This reads like an Onion post.
Man trapped at the bottom of an old well has been declared largely uninteresting, will not be rescued
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The salmon of joy and whimsy!!!!
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I’m officially getting a salmon tattoo!!!!
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WHY DOES THIS APP INSIST ON SHOWING ME MAMALLIAN WOMEN PORN BOTS WHERE ARE THE HOT SINGLE SALMONS OF INDISCRIMINATE GENDER IN MY AREA
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i hate hate hate when i cant share a funny piece of information bc it doxxes me . What if i want to share my information i fucking love my information #myinformation
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And don't forget to stay up til 3 am every night doing nothing productive for no reason every day for a month
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