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I think I need to start this one over with smaller needles 🤔 https://ift.tt/2yHaTiy

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did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

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one time alexander the great rode dick for 8 hours and then spent 8 hours the next day riding a horse, and that’s why i believe bottoms deserve more credit 

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Naomi loves laying in boxes, but she was sad because this one was too tall for her to lay down AND see us at the same time

So we got creative, and I think she likes the solution

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Life hack

Got something you need to do at a certain time every day (e.g., take meds)?  Start giving your cat a treat right before you do it.  You may have trouble remembering, but your cat absolutely will not.  

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because he’s FLORIDA MAN

why are jason’s only solutions for any problem either ‘molotov cocktail’ or ‘marriage’

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@just-truffles !!!!!!

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outrage at the terrible pronunciation and grammar

why do ghosts and demons respond to fake Latin chanting?

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……they’re allowed……

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Being a fic writer like

Friend: How’s the writing going? You’ve been at it for hours

Me:

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How do we explain to 40+ year olds online that you can’t just end every sentence with “…” without conveying a really ominous vibe lol.

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how to hydrate for summer

yes

excellont choice

correct

good

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Whatever happens tonight, I want you to remember one thing: You are not doing this for me. You are not doing this for you. Somewhere out there is an eight year old girl, lying in bed, dreaming of being a criminal. Let’s do this for her.

Debbie Ocean, Ocean’s 8 (2018)

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Happy #InternationalFriendshipDay  ! 

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It’s hard to knit a blanket when someone wants to lay on the blanket.

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