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"So I went on a date with this guy last night, well by date I mean I sat through half a meal with him...See the guy decided to complain to the waiter about his food being "Too spicy"....Seems they had made the mistake of adding salt and pepper to his mashed potatoes..... I have never paid for my half of a bill and walked out so fast.... you'da thought they fed him fire.."
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Like for a starter where Cain takes yours out on a date~
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RP starters: Concern.
“It’s midnight, where the hell were you?!”
“Stop keeping your phone in silent, you got me worried!”
“Blood? Are you bleeding?”
“I don’t like the idea of you walking down the streets all alone.”
“I thought I would never see you again…”
“We should get you to hospital.”
“Where did all those bruises came from?”
“I have the right to be worried!”
“Have you been drinking? You look terrible.”
“Sleep at my place tonight.”
“I don’t feel safe letting you be alone when you’re in that shape.”
“Please talk to me about it.”
“Let me take care of you.”
“You need to rest now. Don’t move.”
“How many times have I told you to not go there?”
“You could’ve died, you know…”
“I don’t care if you don’t want my help, I’ll do it anyways.”
“You really need to stop drinking. I’m serious.”
“This time you got yourself into a hospital. I think that’s a sign.”
“Are you sure you’re okay?”
“You need to stop doing stupid shit like that or you will get yourself killed.”
“I’m your friend, of course I care!”
“You know I’m always here for you, right?”
“You’re not okay.”
“I’m just trying to help you.”
“Let me clean your wounds…”
“Why did you do it? Tell me.”
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Another huff. Cain was furious the other had treated Pierre like that! Sure Cain knew what Pierre did for a living, and he didn't care... far as he was concerned if Pierre hit on you even if it was just for a job you should count yourself lucky because Pierre had good taste usually! "Well we could crash at Joshua's place for a bit and terrorize the bars in that area maybe? Unknown territory and what not.." He suggested Joshua's place because it was huge, looked fairly abandoned and had a giant man eating plant.
"It was a little more then that but basically." He nodded, trying not to sulk as he leaned into the nuzzle from the other.
"But no, no need to knock out his teeth. He's obviously not getting any as it is, don't want to make his chances slimmer." The flea snorted, purring as he gave the other a kiss on the cheek.
"Just not my night or I have been in this area too long and my reputation is spreading. May have to ditch the bars around here and go elsewhere for a few weeks. Happens."
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"... Do you want me to go make him eat his teeth?" Spooder would have taken claws to the face to get Pierre away from that prude.
Cain wrapped him in his arms and nuzzled his hair " What an ass, was I hearing that correctly? He called you a whore just for flirting?"
Brows lifting, Pierre turned around to swipe at Cain, not expecting the other to scoop him up. He didn't know if it had been the others buddy or some random sinner trying to get a piece of the action but luckily for Cain, Pierre realized last minute before his claws dug into his eyes and stopped himself mid swing.
"Cain!" He squeaked with surprise while pulling his hand back.
His attention returning to the man he had been screaming at. The guy in question was no one important, a random that called him a whore for hitting on him and told him he had no interest in paying for it, which Pierre took incredibly personal.
Spitting in the mans direction, Pierre cosied up to the spider and glared from his place in the others arms. "Asshole."
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@hazbinsandweirdos

He scoops Pierre up, sticks his tongue out at whoever was talking to the flea and walks off.
" Mine, eat shit"
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Cuffed!
@band-of-demons
Cain perhaps should have known better than to let Alastor show him a magic trick... but to be fair he hadn't expected Alastor to make a mistake and be unable to UNDO the trick that left the two bound together by a pair of shackles. The black iron bands wrapped neatly around both men's wrists, leaving neither lock hole, nor gap, and the chain itself seemed to be both smoke and solid, moving easily, but restraining them from getting too far apart. "...So..." Cain finally said after a long moment of silence and letting Alastor try to undo what had been done. "I have to get to the gym in like 13 minutes... guess you're coming with~"
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"... Heh no,that one is" She points to the glass of wine next to it... missing about 6 sips out of it.
" Mhmm water sounds nice~ Thanks" and she hugs Vaggies's arm. Nuzzling her shoulder.

"...Tiddies~"
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Cain disappears for a moment before returning with two grilled cheese sandwiches, with Havarti cheese. @boombambaby
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RP starters: Concern.
“It’s midnight, where the hell were you?!”
“Stop keeping your phone in silent, you got me worried!”
“Blood? Are you bleeding?”
“I don’t like the idea of you walking down the streets all alone.”
“I thought I would never see you again…”
“We should get you to hospital.”
“Where did all those bruises came from?”
“I have the right to be worried!”
“Have you been drinking? You look terrible.”
“Sleep at my place tonight.”
“I don’t feel safe letting you be alone when you’re in that shape.”
“Please talk to me about it.”
“Let me take care of you.”
“You need to rest now. Don’t move.”
“How many times have I told you to not go there?”
“You could’ve died, you know…”
“I don’t care if you don’t want my help, I’ll do it anyways.”
“You really need to stop drinking. I’m serious.”
“This time you got yourself into a hospital. I think that’s a sign.”
“Are you sure you’re okay?”
“You need to stop doing stupid shit like that or you will get yourself killed.”
“I’m your friend, of course I care!”
“You know I’m always here for you, right?”
“You’re not okay.”
“I’m just trying to help you.”
“Let me clean your wounds…”
“Why did you do it? Tell me.”
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(If you think what he calls Vox is bad, you should see what he calls Velvet)
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@doublejango

"You sure? Cuz Isaac is really smart too and HE says this Box guy's a no good hack that charges premium prices for "Programed Ob..soletion" or whatever it's called when they are designed to eventually break?" Cain is confused, he likes Blitz and thinks he's smart, but Isaac is also smart and they are saying different things?!
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"Isaac said that buying stuff from 'Box Tech" is a waste of money and the guy's quality is shit...does anyone know who Box is anyways? Is he like a cardboard box?"
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" Yes~" She giggled. " You're very pretty~"
Looks at her own chest. Actually blushes.
"Uh-- you're drunk?"
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Like for a starter where my muse is handcuffed to yours for the next 24 hours
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