reneblopez

[reneblopez]

Hungover Cure - Ava x Alexei [600 words]/ Teen & Up audiences.]

AO3 LINK:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65539429

Category: F/M

Fandoms:

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)

Ant-Man (Movies)

Black Widow (Movie 2021)

Relationship:

Ava Starr/Alexei Shostakov

Characters: Ava Starr, Alexei Shostakov

Additional Tags: One Night Stands Romance, Alcohol, Post-Movie: Thunderbolts (2025), Humor, Hanging Out, Older Man/Younger Woman

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As a small semblance of cognitive function slowly dawned back to Alexei’s brain, the Soviet soldier let out a guttural grunt of pain and annoyance; the putrefact smell of vodka and Funyuns filled the safe house’s bathroom like mustard gas in a prison cell made out of vibranium reforced walls.

Not even the Red Guardian managed to will down a constricted gag, before he finally surrendered to fate and vomited his water weight into the toilet bowl he apparently spent the night passed out against.

“Eugh!— Alexei spat out the last liquid trail of bile down the pooled drainage— Nasty! Cheap! American vodka!”

He hurled a few times more.“ Be gone to oceans with your compatriot Hollywood whistleblowers and… plastic bag goods!”

The Soviet juggernaut softly rested the back of his head up and against the tilted walls while seated on the cold floor. He let out a loud burp which shook him entirely awake and triggered a small ache in between his eyes.

Shit hangover pains. He complained in his head. Luckily, father taught me thing that does trick to kill it right away.

Alexei dropped to the floor tactically and snailed his way out of the bathroom, careful to not upset his guts on the way to the kitchenette; a white tank top and a pair of red, one-size-too-small, boxers being the only thing between his flesh and a sea of putrid, wooden splinters.

He used the handles of the drawers to climb up and finally stumble into a standing position. After about ten seconds, to make sure he would not puke again, he grabbed the less gross-looking scotch glass from the sink pile and then turned to the fridge to pick up an egg; he gulped it's yolk and white down before he could regret it.

That woke Alexei fully enough for him to see a humanoid form under a quilt in his sofa, out of the corner of his eye.

His hand had just made it to the Swiss knife handle before his gaze also processed the fact there was a woman's bra lying over the headrest above the feminine silhouette

“Oh,” He blinked. Then he let out a self satisfied laugh.

He pumped his fist and trusted his pelvis forward a couple of times as he gleefully chortled.

“The Vermillion Bear! Still a ladies’ man.” He cheered.

The quilt started to move and Alexei had half a mind to startle his bedfellow awake only to bombard her with questions about his performance. His self-esteem was through the roof at that moment.

That was before the quilt stood up and proceeded to fall down the body of his one night stand.

Like a falling theater curtain, it revealed the identity of she who played the part of her lover last night.

First: an untamed mane of black waves made the roll-call, she had to be blow it out of the heart-shaped face to reveal a mildly tanned skin colored, fronted by thick bushy brows, light hooded eyes and an adorable nose.

Alexei's heart nearly fell out of his ass. As also did his jaw, that hung agape and unhinged like a serpent's.

Ava clicked her tongue and yawned, becomimg aware of her surroundings. She recognized Alexei, then she looked down at her own body, which was only covered with lacey underwear, fluffy socks and an oversized FC Rostov football jersey.

The Ghost seemed to put the pieces, and process the situation all together nonchalantly for about half a second before stretching her back lazily and asking with a hoarsely dry voice.

“Are you out of Wheaties?”

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[reneblopez]

Escritor/e de 21 años. Especializado en relatos cortos y cuentos.

Con pasión por el género realista y la fantasía.

Inspirado en el estilo de George R.R Martin, Suzanne Collins, Liliana Heker y Kafka.

Ofrezco servicios como ghostwriter y como escritor/e propiamente dicho.

También puedo desempeñarme como escritor de blog y columnista de opinión en revistas online.

Manejo bien el idioma inglés, con nivel bilingüe. Siendo capaz de traducir textos

Trabajo en remoto.

Mis tarifas oscilan entre $10 y $17 (EN PESOS) por palabra, dependiendo de la complejidad y longitud del texto comisionado.

Mi obra más reciente "Pueblo Crepúsculo" fue publicada en la antología Purapalabra 2023.

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21 year old writer. Specialized in short stories and tales.

With a passion for the realism and fantasy genres.

Inspired by the style of George R.R Martin, Suzanne Collins, Liliana Heker and Kafka.

I offer services as a ghostwriter and as a writer myself.

I can also work as a blog writer and opinion columnist in online magazines.

I am fluent in English, with a bilingual level. I am able to translate texts.

I work remotely.

My rates range from ARS$10 to $17 per word, depending on the complexity and length of the commissioned text.

My most recent work "Pueblo Crepúsculo" was published in the anthology Purapalabra 2023.

Contacts and relevant links / Contactos y links relevantes:

Email: reneblopezbussiness@gmail.com