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how do i eradicate this button. i dont want it.

The fuck is that

I'm not clicking this. Can someone who got tempted by curiosity tell me what it is so i can if i am gonna die if i dare to venture there.

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a list of variations on the "i got hungry" joke

a statement (implying that one has made a food item incapable of being found by eating it):

Q: where's my cookie?

A: i got hungry

a joke (implying that one has made an absurdly large food item incapable of being found by eating it):

Q: where's my whole roast turkey?

A: i got hungry

an absurd joke (implying that one has made a consumable non-food item incapable of being found by eating it):

Q: where's the printer paper?

A: i got hungry

a really absurd joke (implying that one has made a non-consumable non-food item incapable of being found by eating it):

Q: where's the printer?

A: i got hungry

an insane joke (implying that one has made a sentient being incapable of being found by eating it):

Q: where's the baby?

A: i got hungry

a really insane joke (implying that one has made several sentient beings incapable of being found by eating them):

Q: where did my classmates go?

A: i got hungry

a mostly nonsensical joke (implying that one has made a non-food item incapable of being found in its regular location but capable of being found elsewhere by eating it):

Q: why is the nail clipper here?

A: i got hungry

a nonsensical joke (implying that one has made a non-food item incapable of being found in its regular state but capable of being found in another state being by eating it):

Q: why are the lights off?

A: i got hungry

a really nonsensical joke (implying that one has made an unalterable non-food item incapable of being found in its regular state but capable of being found in another state being by eating it):

Q: why is it raining?

A: i got hungry

a non-sequitur (answering an unrelated question):

Q: what time is it?

A: i got hungry

an absurd non-sequitur (answering an unrelated statement):

Q: my favorite color is blue

A: i got hungry

a really absurd non-sequitur (answering completely unprompted):

Q: ...

A: i got hungry

a declaration (to whom? to nobody. to nothing):

A: i got hungry.

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a genie grants you the ability to control one element completely and without fail. You’re not the first person to be offered this deal. You are the first to choose the element of surprise.

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its nice that theres so many pokemon out there. lots of potential fursona species if normal earth animals aren't your style

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OVERWATCH 2 QUIZ

(you may flip your device to see the answer) Q: whats a puddle to a dragonfly A: ƎWOH

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an what if i dont give a fantastic fuck

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trying to play around with scale textures

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Spider-Man: MENACE

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Time Lapse of the Land Taken From Native Americans

via reddit

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the fact that the Blackstone assassin really just casually strolled off of a busy street into a skyscraper holding a rifle and not a single person batted an eye or did anything illustrates that if you dressed like the dudes from Heat (1995) you could really get up to some shenanigans

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Mallorie stole a cheesy hot dog and has been growling over it for 5 minutes now. 

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