retrogamerapper

[retrogamerapper]

You got some big teeth.

•18-Volt looked a bit dejected for a moment. Whether they had meant for that comment to come off as harsh as it did, or not– it still made touched at a bit of self-consciousness within him…

•However, he was quick to brush that feeling off, a light grin forming on his face.

“Yeah, I guess I kinda do... But havin’ bigger teeth just means I got an even bigger smile, y’know?

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“No, no, you didn’t throw me off beat! I’ve, uh... I’ve just been a bit off my game, is all...”

•18-Volt noticed the Kong boppin’ to his beats. It kinda got him thinking...

“Hey, do you wanna try spittin’ a bar or two? If you don’t know how— it’s pretty easy! Just think of somethin’ to rap about, and then put that somethin’ into words!”

•Hopefully, the ape didn’t mind that he wasn’t gonna give him a rap just yet. He just wanted to get it together before trying to give another shot at breaking himself out of his ‘rapper’s block.’

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•18-Volt sat on the swing set in the park, having been practicing his word flow. His boom box sat in it’s usual place on his shoulder and he tried to give a good verse…

“Spittin’ bars like I ate somethin’ bad, hittin’ em hard like I just got… mad? Ugh…”

•The oversized kid shook his head in frustration. He had been stuck in a sort of ‘rapper’s block’ for a good 3 days now- he couldn’t get a verse out without feeling that it lacked a certain heat that his freestyles usually were teeming with!

•18-Volt was soon brought out of his negative thinking once the ape had approached, however. His heart skipped a beat— it was one of his favorite ‘Nintendo All-Stars,’ Donkey Kong! Er- well, one of the alternate DK’s anyway! It didn’t matter much to him— a DK was a DK! No more, no less!

“H-Hey! Um, yeah, totally! Wait- I mean—“

•The boy had cut himself off— He couldn’t let the ape listen to him when his raps were falling flatter than a pancake on a kitchen floor… But he had already told him ‘yes!’ Crud!!

This Kong looked a bit concerned when the youth started to falter. Were they doing alright? He gotta ask!

“Yo, you alright man? Didn’t mean to throw you off the beat! My bad!”

Now the Ebony Kong wasn’t too sure on what made a proper “rap” but it was a bit of an instinct to enjoy those sort of tunes considering his template. Still, something about this youth had a certain vigor he liked to see. Wanting do to their best, that was a feeling this ape aspired to see in all.

Distractedly, they were bouncing a bit to the beat of the boom box, enjoying the rhythm it was giving out.

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•18-Volt sat on the swing set in the park, having been practicing his word flow. His boom box sat in it’s usual place on his shoulder and he tried to give a good verse...

“Spittin’ bars like I ate somethin’ bad, hittin’ em hard like I just got... mad? Ugh...”

•The oversized kid shook his head in frustration. He had been stuck in a sort of ‘rapper’s block’ for a good 3 days now- he couldn’t get a verse out without feeling that it lacked a certain heat that his freestyles usually were teeming with!

•18-Volt was soon brought out of his negative thinking once the ape had approached, however. His heart skipped a beat— it was one of his favorite ‘Nintendo All-Stars,’ Donkey Kong! Er- well, one of the alternate DK’s anyway! It didn’t matter much to him— a DK was a DK! No more, no less!

“H-Hey! Um, yeah, totally! Wait- I mean—“

•The boy had cut himself off— He couldn’t let the ape listen to him when his raps were falling flatter than a pancake on a kitchen floor... But he had already told him ‘yes!’ Crud!!

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The ebony clone of Donkey Kong was jogging, training for the upcoming tournaments, and the current ongoing battles. Sure he couldn’t get faster than he is, but it was important to be able to keep that speed at all time.

But then he paused, hearing a funky beat in the air. Words with a good flow were bouncing to the beat. He headed towards that direction, finding a hip guy, wearing a cool green suit.

“Yo…I like your style dude!” The ebony ape complimented, “Mind if I listen to more of them, uh raps?”

[retrogamerapper]

What's your favortie veggie? I like carrots and cucumbers

“Carrots and cucumbers are bomb! But, I think my fav veggie’s gotta be potatoes. There’s so much you can do to ‘em! Mash ‘em, bake ‘em, fry ‘em… You can basically make a rap out of all the different ways you can prepare a potato! Pretty cool, huh?”

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Since apparently that disc around your hair is a CD, what kinds of music do you have on it? We know that anime soundtracks are on Tuesdays, so what kinds of songs are there on the other days?

“Well, lemme show you the schedule then!”

•18-Volt pulled out a small piece of paper, on it was scribbled a list of said CDs he’d wear on which day, along with little notes beside each genre…

‘Mondays: Soulful Jazz - Monday’s are always rough, start them out smooth!’

‘Tuesdays: Anime OSTs - Get that energy pumpin’! It’s time to get ready for the week!’

‘Wednesday: Old School Rap - The middle of the week always stretches on- might as well make the most of all the time!’

‘Thursday: Rock n’ Roll - Make that energy last- Friday’s comin’ up, baby!’

‘Friday: 80′s Classics - Let’s get boppin’, the weekend is HERE!’

‘Saturday: New Age Rap: Get a feel for something different! Can’t stay too hooked up on the past!’

‘Sunday: Classical Music - Weekend’s up- time to relax for the last bit of it!’

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((Gamesandgarlic)) After making a sick beat with his knocking, he drops off 18's pay and dashes off.

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•When 18-Volt went to see what was making a sick beat on the front door, he opened it up… Only to find a pile of money?

•He peeked his head out to see if whoever left the money was still there, but sadly, no. 18-Volt shrugged, deciding that he’d just add it into the allowance pile!

•…Though, if he were honest, he would of rather had more of the rad beats. They were pretty tight!

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Hey, dude. I wanna say thank you and 9- volt for creating Nintendo microgames. Though, your boss took all credit....

•Wh… Was he dreaming? He had to be dreaming! He did not just recieve a ‘Thank you’ from the big ape himself, Donkey Kong!

“H-Hey! No prob’, big guy! Me n’ 9-Volt love all the Nintendo games, retro or otherwise! And, uh, no worries about ol’ Bossman— while he might be a bit of a macho man, I’m pretty sure he’s a huge softie underneath all those layers of attitude! …And garlic. Tons of garlic.”

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“Gah!!”

•18-Volt let out a startled noise, accidentally launching his controller across the room. He couldn’t help but stiffen up as he heard it hit a lamp, a loud crash being heard soon afterwards.

“...Mom’s definitely not gonna like that. You sure you’re not King Boo? Because you just scared the heck outta me, pops.”

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Being the bodybuilding superstar that he was, Mr. Sparkles raked in some DOUGH. He didn’t mind that though, he really enjoyed what he did; spreading joy to Diamond City, and helping people achieve physical bliss like him. However nothing truly made him happier than his family. They were the reason he truly Sparkled so brightly!

Arriving at his home after a long day, he noticed his son was home probably playing some sort of Nintendo Game as he always did. With a smile, he approached his child and boisterously did what all dads do.

“ HEY THERE, Champ! Ah, you’re playing Mario Kart again! Good to know you’re playing as King Boo, son! Because I sure think you’re Bootiful! Hahaha! “ 

DAD JOKES. Inescapable from all children alike.

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+ Family Memories, yo! +

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“Aww, next week? Well… I guess I can wait until then… Since ya’ seem to be needin’ to prep yourself for my super hot rhymes, heh!”

•It seemed like the 4th grader was intentionally trying to challenge the girls’s prowess. They couldn’t get too chummy if they were gonna be rapping rivals, huh?

“Hey 13-Amp! How’s it hangin’? You still up for that rematch rap battle at some point?”

She turned around “oh hey, I’ve been doing fine” She seemed a bit surprised to see 18-volt “The rematch maybe next week?”@retrogamerapper

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“Well, it took a lotta practice with coming up with good rhymes of the spot! And then ya’ sorta get used to it, y’know?”

•18-Volt smiled. He truly did love explaining his process of rapping to others!

       “Ah—that was so good ! How do you come up with lyrics on the spot like that ?  ” / @retrogamerapper​   ♡’d

[retrogamerapper]

“Heh, yeah...”

•18-Volt took a second to look over at the sunset. It was quite a pretty scene to take in! Especially with how the clouds turned a very light yellow color.

“...So, how far out did ya’ say you lived again? It’d prolly better to get you home first before it gets too dark.”

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“Ohh, I gotcha…”

•18-Volt decisively didn’t trudge too deep into Ana playing in with Kat in the past. He had heard recently that she was sort of upset over the absence of her dear sister, so he instead decided to play more into the latter topic of 9-Volt’s Mom being so good at the game.

“Yeah, definitely! No doubt she plays it whenever 9-Volt’s at school or hangin’ with me… For a Mom, she sure does know her videogames, y’know?”

“Uh huh! A-And she’s really good at a lot of games too! Beating high scores a-and the tougher enemies when we were playing!”

Despite the two going well past the street intersection, Ana still kept her hand in 18-Volt’s. Safety was in numbers! …And holding hands was reassuring, especially since the sun was setting and the sky was getting darker.

[retrogamerapper]

“ AREN’T MUSCLES JUST THE ABSOLUTE, BEST? “

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•Suddenly, the figure rushed him! They lifted the robot up into the air, and the figure revealed itself to be… 18-Volt!! “Go! Go! Go-Go Mike! Hehe!”

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“Ohh, I gotcha...”

•18-Volt decisively didn’t trudge too deep into Ana playing in with Kat in the past. He had heard recently that she was sort of upset over the absence of her dear sister, so he instead decided to play more into the latter topic of 9-Volt’s Mom being so good at the game.

“Yeah, definitely! No doubt she plays it whenever 9-Volt’s at school or hangin’ with me... For a Mom, she sure does know her videogames, y’know?”

Walking with @retrogamerapper!

“Umm, thank you! I-I think I played it before, b-but Kat and I don’t own the game! We just played it a few times at 9-Volts’, before you moved here!”

It was an interesting round of 4 Swords Adventures, as 9-Volt had felt like digging up a classic. Admittedly Ana may be incorrect in remembering 4-Swords Adventures as the game that was only on the GBA, linked by a cable, and not to the Cube. But the controls were the same, and that helped Ana through some parts! As Kat was …still somewhere out in the mountains, 9-Volt’s mom volunteered to step in.

“…I-I think M-Mrs. 5-Volt might’ve been the best of us though…”

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“No prob’!”

•After taking one last second to look both ways- just to make sure- he quickly crossed the street with Ana. Due to the rather big difference in heights, he had to slightly hunch over just to hold the kindergarteners hand, but he didn’t mind!

“You were playin’ pretty well back there at 9-Volt’s, Ana! Have you played that game before, or was it your first time?”

✋ !!

Send ✋ to hold my muse’s hand

The two kids were heading home for the day after spending some time with 5-Volt and 9-Volt. But when they happened upon a crosswalk, 18-Volt had offered his hand to Ana, as it was safer to cross the street while holding hands!

Of course, the little ninja didn’t object to this notion, as she held out her small hand to the large elementary student.

“Th-Thank you 18-Volt! Let’s go!”

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