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#listen. he’s not super great but! he is a prince and has been *training* since he was a kid. so like even though he’s probably drunk he is#still better than me#plus side is that he is kinda short. not super but like I’m 4’10 so#pro: short probably drunk#con: is actually trained in sword fighting and I’m weak as shit#this is so obvious as to who this is
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your amazing pukecock! :DDD
That isn’t very close to my name.
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just another silly poll from me, a guy who makes silly polls. this one isn't deep, I'm just curious :P
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ok a question for you all
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My pals!
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internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing
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when a 1500 yr old irish vampire asks for your 20 yr old cousin’s hand in marriage so he can make more vampires using your cousin’s music

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i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe
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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
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whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am
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Better not be Reaganism.
im extremely devout but nobody can figure out what im worshipping
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"born in the wrong era" but there's no particular time period i'd rather be living in, I'm just pissed af at having to live through the global resurgence of fascism
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Dead ass three years later basically, still riding this high.
Avan Jogia said I looked like Jade West.
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Tom Glynn Carney and James Spader share the same birthday. Which was today February 7th.
Happy birthday Aquarius kings.
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