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send me a made-up fic title and i'll tell you what i would write to go with it

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Absulutley love your art style!

a request,, rich and michael with their hair in pony tails,,,

this is a million years late but here are the Good Boys 

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Ah yes. Fancy ear buds.

how fans sound when listening to their favorite shows

Be More Chill: “These are my two OTPs, Fancy Earbuds and Panera.”

Falsettos: “no no no Marvin don’t do it dON’T DO IT OMG MARVIN NO WHAT DID I TELL YOU MARVIN WHY”

Newsies: “Do you see the fifth one from the right? That’s Mittens and the one next to him is Toto. They are my boyfriends and also each other’s. The camera will cut to them again in eight minutes and thirty two seconds! Go and look it up the poor GUY’S head is spinning~”

Hamilton: “Did you know that line has a triple meaning??? It’s referring to this Very Specific Historical Thing™, and it’s also a pun, and it’s also…wait THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART *unintelligibly fast yelling that somehow rhymes*

The Band’s Visit: enraptured silence

Next to Normal: shocked silence, even though they’ve seen this a thousand times already

Rent: awkward silence, because they’re listening with their family

Sweeney Todd: *recites entire page of Finishing the Hat*

The Phantom of the Opera: screaming_goat.wav

Natasha, Pierre, and The Great Comet of 1812: “no, Hélène is Anatole’s sister, Mary is Andrey’s sister” “no no no Marya is a totally different character, she’s the godmother” “yes, Natalie and Natasha are the same person” “no, that’s not Josh Groban”

The Book of Mormon: *uninterrupted obnoxious laughter*

Dear Evan Hansen: *uninterrupted sobbing*

Les Misérables: *listens to a single note of an audio boot* “Ah yes, this must be the 2007 West End production with Famous British Actor as John McJohn and Other Famous British Actor as Javier. I believe this was the Saturday matinee when Enjoltaire almost kissed and Ramin Karimloo was on as a loaf of bread.”

Waitress: *through tears* “She’s so beautiful…look at her…my angel who deserves the world…she…” (“Which one?”) “All…”

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For the jake one- there really aren't that many pros to breaking both your arms, trust me, I would know

BMC Glee AU as Random Thoughts I’ve had.

Jake: Arguably, breaking both my arms would have more pros than cons.

Chloe: Is it bitchy to tell the girl behind me to stop being a bitch and shut up?

Brooke: If I adopted an entire shelter of dogs, I could train them as an army. That could happen.

Jenna: Posting my address online and telling people to come fight me would probably go viral on twitter.

Rich: Just because I’m generally not fun to be around doesn’t mean I’m not totally cool.

Jeremy: If I hopped up on this table and yelled that I was gay into the crowd, would I get hate crimed? Probably.

Christine: I don’t get what the big deal about theater kids is. Sure we’re annoying, but at least it’s not debate team. Those fuckers.

Michael: I wish I could tap dance my way out of this conversation.

Mr. Reyes: Never in my life have I wanted to hug and strangle a group of teenagers more than right now.

The SQUIP: Why is she dressed like she just walked out of a 2005 target ad? Girl, go to JCPenny or something.

Mr. Heere: Fools. I am not nearly as put together as you are praising me to be. Inside my head I am literally three seconds from death. Naive children.

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rich: that’s when i thought to myself, ‘don’t think, rich. act.’

jeremy: so you weren’t thinking.

rich: not at all. i cannot emphasize enough how little i was thinking.

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He would do that thouGH- OH MY- haha

jeremy, handing rich and jake a cup of coffee each: you'll need to blow.

rich, getting down on his knees: alright i guess??

jeremy: THE COFFEE, RICH -

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Rich: We're here to learn to treat each other with respect and dignity.

Rich: SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!

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michael: *visiting rich in the hospital*

michael, sympathetically: when you get out of here, i'm going to draw a bunch of dicks on your cast.

rich: that's really sweet.

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ah ya know

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squip squad as things my friends have said

jeremy: what if there was a cat with the anatomy of a human?!? wait, that’s just a furry

michael: i am like a stoner-coded character in a disney movie

christine: if you’re ever tired of life, just put on gloves - EVERYTHING is different

brooke: guys, here’s the meaning of life: fresh fruit and love

chloe: i’m so excited for ocean’s 8. I love heists so much and I love women more

jenna: I LIVE in hyperbole

rich: the drive to put my mouth on my debit card right now is indescribable

jake: a nectarine is just a wigless peach

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Not to do with rich but... THIS. Is Beutiful.

Zoe: Connor loves jacuzzis.

Connor: Sometimes I pretend I've been captured by witches and they're using me to make human soup.

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Michael: Please? For me?

Rich: Don't do that.

Michael: Don't do what?

Rich: You think every time you say, "Please? For me?" I'll do whatever you want. Well it's not going to work, not this time.

Michael: ...Please? For me?

Rich, sighing: Yeah okay.

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uhhh a fake cover for like a bmc graphic novel ig

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be more chill with no chill

(revival cast)

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you better be ready to ruin some friendships in mario kart

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Rich: Well, if y'all will excuse me, I'm going to go over there, and maybe, I don't know, kick a tree.

Michael: If y'all will excuse me imma go over there, and maybe, uh I don't know, save a tree.

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thank u for 7k+ follows! since im p forgetful in taking care of myself i decided to make some bmc-themed reminders! u can get them as stickers on my redbubble!