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#rainee needs to go to bed#i showed my dad and brother who are big Mortal Kombat people and they were both so disappointed in me for laughing#superb
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i sit down to write and suddenly i am the most distracted human alive. the chair is uncomfortable. my coffee is too hot. my playlist isn't quite the vibe. i need to research what victorian houses smelled like in 1872 for exactly 45 minutes even though my story takes place in space. and yet the moment i'm trying to fall asleep? every single sentence i've ever needed just lines up perfectly in my brain like some kind of creative parade i'll never get back.
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Being Kind and hopeful and recklessly good is an act of rebellion
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Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or Baggin to teach you how to pack your bag more rightly
#he will take all of your money#one man pyramid scheme that guy#pokemon legends arceus#rainee needs to go to bed
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We have one more year guys, let's do this
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.
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Don’t give up guys. The birds will sing tomorrow morning too
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Curious about people's reading preferences, reblogs for sample size are very appreciated ❤️
#honestly a lot depends on the narrator for me#sometimes booms I love to read have the absolute Worst narrators as an audiobook#others are quite good and make everything very natural and nice#I like the idea of audiobooks#but that Narrator better have a good voice and good cadence or else I get ornery
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference
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Please @staff, do not make me start banging a pot and a metal spoon as I say this
@staff "Potentially mature Content" this and "Explicit Content Warning" that. If I turn the censoring off it's literally memes and movie gif sets. But then full frontal nudity and pornographic material come upon my dash and Suddenly you are Silent.
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if you like crafting and also free things, might i suggest the antique pattern library?
it’s a not for profit that’s gathering books, patterns, and other materials related to crafting that are out of copyright (or getting permission from copyright holders in some cases) in order to share them online. they scan items, clean them up, then make everything available for free!
free things are great, especially when you’re just starting to get into something. like oh, i’m supposed to spend money on this hobby i just picked up 20 minutes ago???
the first time i ended up on the site, i seriously spent hours just trawling through everything. there’s the usual suspects like knitting, crochet, embroidery, but there’s also woodwork, calligraphy, and books on things like how to mount and frame pictures. with cross stitch patterns, they also make modern charts with the dmc colour codes available.
links to their webbed site and instagram:
https://www.antiquepatternlibrary.org/
https://www.instagram.com/theantiquepatternlibrary/
behold, a glorious cat cross stitch pattern (link goes to antique pattern library page):

[image id: Multicolour charted cross stitch design of a cat sitting on a red pillow with tassels, holding a green ball]
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It’s so crazy that suicide prevention is just people going awwww don’t!! Awwww come on noooooooooo stopppppp
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