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I’d like to explain my absence from this site as

I forgot my password and couldn’t guess it. Since the account is linked to an email address for a school I no longer attend, I couldn’t get an email. Eventually, many moons later, I guessed the base form that I make variations from when I make new passwords. This base form was correct. I feel stupid.

Also I watched Sweeney Todd and it changed my life.

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Nick, sometime around book 4: I'm beginning to feel like our group is a rocket engine and an elevator help together by a toothpick.

Pally: How would a toothpick hold anything together?

Nick: It wouldn't

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Dee: First rule of battle... Don't ever let them know where you are.

Josh: WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE!YOU WANT SOME O' ME? YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! WHOO-HOO

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Billy: My neck is sore.

Mac: That's probably from flipping your hair too much.

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hi i wanted to do this for this fandom but didn’t have time to make fan art for all nine characters (since we don’t have photos to use)

(also i don’t really know why i have the Sphinx on there)

(also I can’t draw anyway)

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Nick: Oh, look, kids, a human statue!

Sophie: He's... dead.

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Billy: Do you know what the question I'm asked most often is?

Mac: "Will you please leave the premises?"

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Perry, to the Macha/Babd: Please, not now.

Josh, walking into the bookshop: Oh, sorry, I'll...

Perry: no, not you, Josh. I was just talking to... Nick.

*yelling* Not now, Nick!

Nick: What?

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Nick: I DO WHAT I WANT!

Sophie: I'm telling Perry.

Nick: No, wait!

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Nick: Gah, just look at the gullible cretins. I mean, what sort of moron believes in magic?

Perry: You /do/ magic.

Nick: Well. Yeah. But. You know. Before I could do it, you wouldn't have caught me believing in this sort of nonsense.

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Billy: I sort of did something and I need your advice. But I don't want a lot of judgement and criticism.

Mac: And you came to me?

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Josh: Sometimes I wish we had normal people problems.

Sophie: That would be nice.

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Dee: Josh, Sophie, we owe you an apology.

Sophie: ...Well.

Dee: Well, not now, we owe it to you.

Dee: A note has been made and the account will be settled in due course.

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Joan: Did a nuclear fucking bomb go off in that second one?

Germain: don't worry it's just a cannon

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Sophie: Do you have a plan to get us out of this place alive?

Josh: Sort of. The idea starts with "run for it" and generally goes downhill from there.

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--Billy and Josh

You know those times you realise that you just slept the whole night with a bowl under your pillow? Because I just did that

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Josh: That's blackmail, that is. We could get into a lot of trouble for that...

Dee: Blackmail's such an ugly word... I prefer 'extortion.' The X makes it sound cool.