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27 Mind-Blowing True Backstories of Famous Video Games
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MISC|| Hey guys! Check out my sona rp acc! (Esp to that one shadow milk rp acc too know more about this goober ty for making me day💔 @the-light-of-deceit )
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Man dressed as Spy robs McDonalds in New South Wales
Was the stylish bandit who robbed a country McDonalds in a navy suit and balaclava while wielding a knife dressed up as a video game character?
Well-dressed man holds up McDonalds restaurant with huge knife
He wore a navy suit, balaclava and wielded a sharp knife
He shared a remarkable resemblance with video game character The Spy
The incident, in Tamworth, New South Wales, was caught on CCTV
Police would not confirm or deny whether if it was a line of inquiry
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It has been atleast a whole month since I've played 'Call me Mabel' on our family TV for funsies know?
My mom, today was feeling down and requested for 'Call me Mabel' out of nowhere.
Now she wants a playlist consisting of 'Call me Mabel', 'PoPiPo'(Hatsune Miku), and 'I Can't Decide' (Scissor Sisters).
Told her the meaning of I Can't Decide and she said 'Even better'.
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Ma was making some rice flour balls for some dessert in my country so...
"MA! THERE'S A STANLEY IN THE GLUTINOUS RICE FLOUR!!!"
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CAN THEY SHUT UP
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Looks fun! Lez do thissss
posted this a few days ago but i'm gonna make a much better post for it now
due to me being heavily pressured to start the project earlier than i wanted, the project initally started taking place during college and high school finals season so a considerable amount of people had to drop out, meaning applications are open again :D
you're completely free to join again if you dropped out the first time
if you aren't aware what this kind of project entails, here's two examples from our previous projects of the same nature
the applications close when we hit my min number of people, so get in on it
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This idea/hc has been going everywhere but I ask thou..
MAY I HAVETH SHADOW MILK WITH HYPNOTISM?
If thou doesn’t enjoy this it is fine
- sm simp anon
Shadow Milk Cookie with Hypnotism
Shadow Milk Cookie would never use it to take advantage of you if you guys were already dating.
Unless he was an obsessives person who doesn’t already have you then oh yeah he’ll definitely use it on you.
If you weren’t taking care of yourself like you weren’t eating or sleeping as much as you should then maybe he’d use it on you to “help you out” a little.
he’ll also probably use it to poke fun at you for example if you too were arguing on who was right, you wouldn’t notice him staring deeply at you.
Then all of a sudden you’re thinking about how Shadow Milk Cookies right and how you’re wrong. Which makes your thoughts all jumbled up.
When you do notice this you’ll shake your head and playfully slap his shoulder telling him to stop while he’s laughing at you.
He giggling and telling you he doesn’t know what you’re talking about and you just roll your eyes at him.
Other than that he wouldn’t use it much on you since he sees no reason too.
But like I said if he was some kinda of yandere then he’ll use it on you quite often.
If you were to fight against him he’d grab you and hypnotize you to make you more calm or dazed or sleepy either one works for him.
Or he can use it on others if they were harassing you or harming you in anyway since he loves you <3
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[Virtue of Compassion AU]
Shadow Milk Cookie is the type to not handle the “break-up” between the two of you well. (It was a relationship to HIM, leave him alone-)
Forget being a boyfriend, he was now your biggest boyfoe.
So imagine the ever brewing anger in his eyes when he sees you with Pure Vanilla Cookie as you two make it to the Spire of Knowledge. Why were you with HIM?!
Even though you didn’t know what he was talking about. You and Pure Vanilla were just close allies-LIAR, he’ll yell at you for being. Ironically since he’s supposed to be deceit!
COULD IT NOT LAST FOREVER, BENIGN BUTTER?!
Fine! Y/N Cookie. You can keep Pure Vanilla Cookie! So much for showing him any of your compassion that you were oh so known for! Shadow Milk Cookie didn’t need you anyway!
You were always his LEAST favorite puppet!
(He says as he runs to his room, crying his makeup off as he kicks his hands and feet into his bed.)
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could i request stardust, licorice, and shadow milk cookie with a reader that's smaller than them?,, thank you,,,
Take note that Shadow Milk Cookie just appeared recently as a cutscene, so for him it might be a little OOC.
CRK with an s/o smaller than them
Stardust Cookie
I think there’s plenty of cookies smaller than him, but you make it even more so. Like you’re just tiny around him.
And then he floats??? Sometimes you have to puff up your cheeks a little to tell him how unfair he’s being right now to which he blushes slightly and chuckled quietly, slowly descending down on his two crispy feet again.
He likes how small you are, that he can wrap his cape around you and bring you into a hug from behind. He just has this urge to protect you from all the harms of the Galaxy. Literally.
Stardust likes to hug you often, your small size allowing him to do so easily and he feels like he can love you properly while you’re in this size. He genuinely thinks your short stature is adorable and what makes you beautiful in his eyes.
Overall, Stardust is a simp for you- <3
Licorice Cookie
Shorter than him you say? He has an above average height for a cookie, so there’s plenty of cookies shorter than him. But you make the greatest armrest for him.
He teased you incessantly to no end about your height, always putting stuff off the top shelf on purpose like the little shit he is so you would come running for his help to grab it for you, or pretending he can’t see you while you’re literally right next to him.
Although, the moment YOU get teased by someone else for being short, he’s after them with his Licorice servants coming after them and make them regret ever teasing you about your height! Only HE can do that (hypocrite-)!
Licorice is pretty protective of you since your so short, usually having at least one or two of his Licorice servants around to stay on guard for you, like your tiny chewy bodyguards.
That’s your protective, hypocritical cookie for you. <3
Shadow Milk Cookie
You thought Licorice was a nuisance in teasing you about your short height? Well Shadow Milk Cookie is a complete BASTARD, LITTLE SHIT OF THE CENTURY.
He will tease you relentlessly with every nickname related to your short stature: shortcake, shortbread, little muffin, mustard seed, he is a menace. Puts things on the high shelf WHILE you’re trying to reach for your things and his lanky and tall ass height makes you become his armrest tenfold.
But like Licorice, if anyone else teases your height… oh boy, oh boy will they get it. He will reign overly unnecessary chaos to them that you kinda have to stop him. This cookie has the audacity to then get all whiney and sulky about how that cookie was mean when he does the same thing, making him an even bigger hypocrite.
Overall, he’s the biggest hypocrite you’ve ever met but he’s your hypocrite. <3
Reblogs help! ^^
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to those of you who are moving here from tiktok, from someone whos used both tiktok and tumbr for years...
1. DO NOT censor your posts
dont censor sex, abuse, suicide, dont censor it. we dont have censors like tiktok does, you wont be banned for talking about these things and tagging them properly helps people avoid them (also, we dont have shadowbanning here)
2. we dont really have an algorithm
you follow who you follow, and you see posts from who you follow or what you search. the 'for you page' is basically useless here. this also brings me to my next two points
3. dont crosstag
we get it, on tiktok you have to crosstag for reach, but thats not really a thing here. just tag your posts properly (also posters often leave more info about the post in the tags!! and when you reblog stuff you can leave your own notes in the tags, kind of like the old "repost comments" on tiktok)
4. dont expect to go viral/be famous
"viral" isnt really a thing on here (at least not for the average blogger). your posts will probably get 2-10 likes and you wont get nearly as many followers than on tiktok. thats just how tumblr is
5. blocking is your best friend
tiktok is VERY discussion based, and while tumblr is much more discussion based than other social medias, its still not a good place for ragebait/discourse. dont interact, itll make your experience worse in the end, just block and move on
6. you cant go into someone elses house and start rearranging their furniture
this is tumblr, not tiktok. dont diss old tumblr users for how they use the site or try to change them, thats like going into someone elses house and trying to rearrange their furniture. we've been here longer and we're familiar with the site and its culture, either find your niche, adapt, or find a different app
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You walked in into your chambers and noticed Crowned Cupcake Cookie standing at your window balcony, her back turned to you as she looked out at the nightly horizon, it was dark enough to obscure her mostly in shadow.!
You: “Crowned Cupcake? I..wasn’t expecting you to come visit me this hour. Blatantly anyway.”
Crowned Cupcake Cookie: “I’m so sorry, my dearest Y/N Cookie, but I simply couldn’t stand to be away from you for any longer…”
You: “What? You could visit me at any time, that hasn’t stopped you at all before..”
Crowned Cupcake Cookie: “No, you don’t understand. You were always ever so near, yet out of reach for me, silly. That’s what it’s perfect that I’ll finally be able to reach you soon..”
You: “I’m not getting what you’re saying. You’re right there and why are you just..standing there? You usually run at me when you see me…”
Crowned Cupcake Cookie(?): “Oh, I’m oh so sorry to be standing here, Y/N Cookie. Lemme just step into the room light, cutie patootie.”
Cutie patootie? You’ve..only ever known one Cookie who’s called you that before…
She didn’t even call you darling once…
You: “On second thought, you can just stand there-“
You reach for the door handle and realized it was stuck, which alerted whoever was approaching you.
Crowned Cupcake Cookie(?): “Aw, looks like you’re stuck in here with me…”
You turn back to face the other Cookie and was met with an all-too familiar face, wearing Crowned Cupcake’s outfit.
Shadow Milk Cookie: “Y/N COOKIE DARLING!”
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I cant beat beast raid higher than normal so why not befriend them instead
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Hi everyone! Me back and here's a Lil Shadow Milk Cookie with Y/N Cookie's interaction (this also request from @tabak56 ) :D
Me have a headcannon in my Au,
Where Shadow Milk Cookie already aware that Y/N is a witch or a baker. He known them already before he turned into a beast (corrupted), at that time they were acquaintance. So, knowing that his long friend has come to the Earthbread and became a cookie, he was very very excited to meet them again (and tries to rizz them up too but fail).
(if you're wondering how he knows their current place at, well secret)
That's all for now, hope you all have a great day! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
(Now i shall continue my other wips wkwkwk)
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