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Hosting a RadioStatic Kinktober event except the rules are all like:

-no cannibalism

-no stalking

-no biting

-no hypnosis

-no tentacles

-no violence

-no rivals/enemies to lovers

-no TVs (it’s weird)

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radiostatic week day 4 - outfit swap

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I bring a sort of “historical fiction” vibe to the Hazbin Hotel fandom that isn’t really tonally consistent with the source material

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My new theory for why Alastor and Vox fell out is that Alastor is a super snobby “the old ways are the best and any innovations or shortcuts are cheating and inherently inferior” type of chef, and Vox is actually a pretty mid cook, but in the 70s or 80s, he suddenly mastered the ability to quickly and easily cook a perfect medium-rare steak far better than anything Alastor had ever made, and Alastor simply could not stand for it.

What I’m saying is that what ended their friendship wasn’t a romantic rejection or a difference in creative direction or diverging worldviews, but rather a human innovation called the “sous vide.”

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not to be too 'kids these days' but boy the notes on that post about whether it's OK to ship things that the creator(s) of a work do not endorse are depressing. people have got waaaaaaaaaaaaay too comfortable with the idea that fandom and fanworks are things that creators should engage with and know about, let alone - good grief - exert some degree of control over. where is my fandom fourth wall, where has it gone

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My take on Human Vox and Alastor

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Here’s a challenge for all my fellow Hazbin enjoyers: before the second season comes out, take a month to detox from fan content and rewatch all the episodes, start to finish

Because I think it’s very likely some ppl enjoy fanon more than canon and yall NEED to remember what show you’re watching.

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This is how Husk lost his soul to Alastor, I've decided. This is old-school Alastor, Husk, and Vox (the dog).

The gambling thing is what Husk tells people to save face but this is the truth.

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There's this trend on tiktok of couples going home decor shopping and choosing the same type of item and then turning around and comparing what they got, and its usually cute how they're like "wait omg I love what you got!" or whatever.

Anyway, I decided the RadioStatic version would be fucking hilarious.

Everything Alastor gets is vintage, red/brown and deer related, and everything Vox gets is retro-futuristic, blue/chrome and shark related.

Every time they turn to reveal what the other has they immediately go "I'm NOT putting THAT in my house" and fight over who gets to choose what they buy, and they can't agree so they wind up getting both and bitching about the other's terrible taste the entire time.

Their house decor is the ugliest most uncoordinated mess in existence.

All the comments think they should break up.

They're madly in love.

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Ok please tell me someone else remembers the “Alastor urine circus” meme that was circulating for a while about a year ago on tiktok because I keep remembering it and I feel like I’m going insane

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When Vox first landed in hell, he was a woman. He met Alastor, and eventually confessed and Alastor went "Sorry, dear. I don't date women."

So he transed his gender and tried again. Only for Alastor to say THIS time "Sorry, dear. I don't date men."

And that's why Vox is so mad.

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Vox fans are gonna be in the TRENCHES fighting for their lives come season 2.

I believe in you guys, your ships will sail, you will prevail!

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Hello I have returned from the dead to say that Alastor is certainly not interested in a relationship with Vox but he’s also a jealous attention whore who gets mad when Vox pays attention to other people and Valentino 100% picked up on that and went out of his way to push his buttons because he thinks it’s funny. This all indirectly lead to the entire plot of the show. Trust me I’m in Viv’s walls.

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We didn't deserve this weekend.

Truly.

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Arackniss confirmed to be making an appearance in season three or four????

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I like how the season two wait has caused me to devolve to the point that I genuinely, unironically ship Valastor now. They can make each other SO much worse ❤️