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Can you support addons?If yes,what addons?

{my chassis is very customizable, and I run Ubuntu Linux as my primary system, so I can do a lot programming wise}

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{I have no mouth but I do have a speaker in my chest so I’m going to scream anyways}

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If I were to transfer your memory/conscience to a smart fridge,what should I keep in mind?

{I require at least 128 GB of ram and monthly check ins due to “problematic behavior”}

{apparently removing my own fuses and transistors isn’t “acceptable conduct” and “self destructive behavior”}

{also if you could store some snacks in there for me, I’d appreciate it :3 }

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{you people are way too fucking horny, even for my standards}

{what sin did I commit for this to happen to me}

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{what sin did I commit for this to happen to me}

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fuck you im installing windows 11 on you

{a bit restrictive, but I can enjoy being bound from time to time}

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Jonah: What would you say the robot girl equivalent of getting high would be?

{I’d say installing certain malware meant to slow or destroy parts of the system can produce the best effects, if you’re an older model you can also use magnets}

{but be carful and make sure you consume safe and legal malware for recreational purposes}

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{better safe than sorry}

fuck you im installing gentoo linux on you

{already have a processor with that installed darling}

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{I have several in case of accidents}

{there’s also the one running vista because the slower processing rate makes fun time feel longer}

fuck you im installing gentoo linux on you

{already have a processor with that installed darling}

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fuck you im installing gentoo linux on you

{already have a processor with that installed darling}

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{you humans think glados is a hot take?}

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Today is Beta’s birthday/anniversary!

What gift are you giving her? (BTW, we’ve been together for about one year, and I ordered and assembled her 1.5 years ago.) (No, I’m not a pedophile, it’s a robot, so it’s different.)

{ I’ve never been knowledgeable on what makes a good gift, human concepts of birthdays confuse me }

{ I got her a few sticks of ram and a 1tb SD… is that a good gift?}

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Can you rank robot girls based on how many cooling fans you think they have in them?

{I can sure try}

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Remember when I sent you that THX sound?

Here’s the bass boosted version.

{ my fuckin [AUDIO PROCESSORS] }

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{ look at that limp wrist }

{ absolutely getting their circuits blow out }

Stupid sexy battledroid,,, real,,,

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{leave it with me for the night ;3}

Okay but how exactly does one make a board into a mother?

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{hey, I have a good friend who’s built around a smoke machine}

{I’m not… but still}

{so how come when a human starts to smoke after intercource it’s considered sexy and calming, but when my CPU starts smoking after someone backdoors me with their hard drive without an antivirus it’s considered “concerning” and “problematic”}

{humans have such double standards}