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🌱Beanstalked Double Update🌱

TW Blood ; Those fangs weren't just for show

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Things I care greatly about: Nana helping Jack become more accepting of his slayer mode and helping him learn to relate it to more positive emotions as well.

I have to go bury my face in a pillow now-this comic was some of the most self indulgent art I've drawn this year so far to the point even I'm flustered looking at it.

I will always have a soft spot for Red Beans.

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Not sure if it fits their vibes but this thought has been stuck in my head, would Jack ever wear a cheerleader outfit to cheer Nana on?

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Not sure if it fits their vibes but this thought has been stuck in my head, would Jack ever wear a cheerleader outfit to cheer Nana on?

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I got some Glitter and Guilt pages prepped and READY for next month's plans

I AM BEING PRODUCTIVE AS HELL

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idk how suggestive this question might be so you are completely free to ignore it!

bitterbart knows a lot of human sex facts, I'm curious just how much does he know? does he know thing that not even humans are aware of? or things that are kinds useless but he knows either way? did he learned about it just for sweetheart or even before her?

again, you are completely free to ignore this ask ^^ I was just curious after seeing so many comics of him mentioning them

BitterBART is killing me bc it makes me think of Simpsons styled Bitterbat

ANYWAYS Bitterbat learned about human reproduction and sex because of Sweetheart. Truthfully, he didn't give much of a damn about sex or even love itself before he met her. So once he came of age where it's normal for people to start thinking about stuff like that, he started to do research because he wanted to do it with Sweetheart.

And when it comes to his queen, he is very thorough, especially because she's a different species than him, so he wanted to make sure he didn't do anything that could hurt her.

So Bitterbat knows A LOT about human reproduction. Almost a concerning bit. There's been times he's brought things up to Sweetheart and she'd be at a loss for words. Sweetheart has a pretty average amount of sexual education so Bitterbat honestly knows more about human biology than her...and a ton of other humans. AGAIN this man is very thorough when his queen is a topic so he's like a walking text book at this point.

Dude even has Sweetheart's menstrual cycle memorized.

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Warm up redraw based off a scene from Scary Movie

Bitterbat tries constantly to get away with wearing Sweetheart's clothes.

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Bitterbat truly has no limits to his flirtations while on the job

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This is very out of pocket but I had a vision.

Monstrum flirtations are very poetic, mushy and over the top but they are very effective and put our human pick-up lines to shame.

They are on the exact opposite end of the spectrum as Monstrum threats which are often horrific and leave you lying in bed awake at night.

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Things I will never find old: Making jokes about just how oblivious Freebird is to the fact Sweetheart isn't into him and how clueless he is about just how much she's actually into Bitterbat.

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This man knows so many human sex facts

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Sweetheart and Bitterbat are very good at their "Hero vs Villain" act and have their battle banter down to a T.

The only downside of Bitterbat being such a good actor is that Sweetheart learns just how much she digs him when he's evil.

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Bitterbat is a *very* handsy monster man.

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Anytime I listen to Breakin' My Heart (Pretty Brown Eyes), all I can imagine is teen Bitterbat and the Flavor Four as his back up vocals and instrumentalists as he serenades Sweetheart after crashing her school prom

She didn't ask him to prom even though she really wanted to because she was in denial about her feelings and was loyal to love and justice so dating her archenemy was waaay more taboo in her eyes vs just being friends with him.

And since Bitterbat can sense feelings, that just wasn't gonna fly

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Sweetheart:...So...

Bitterbat:...

Sweetheart: Do you wanna share why you kept chanting "Get pregnant" last night?

Bitterbat:...

Sweetheart:...

Bitterbat:...*mumbles* Womb encouragement

Sweetheart: WOMB ENCOURAGEMENT???

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Man has a real bad sweet tooth but his magical girl is more than happy to feed him 💜🩷

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She's trained him so well that sometimes it backfires