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Daily Watcher World Update

the sniggles have unionised.

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Daily Watcher World Update

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Daily Watcher World Update

We’ve upgraded our Death Coaster design and added more death and fun for the whole family!

-Watcher World Team

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{they made me work on that thing.

i have a horrible fear of heights.}

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personal intro bc fuck being formal

{hey, the worst they can do is fire me - and they won’t do that because the sniggles aren’t allowed a social media presence and they need someone to quote unquote ‘connect with the youth’.

so, here’s my completely normal and professional introduction.

my name’s caleb hall, i’m 17, and i’m currently a student at sycamore (go timberwolves or whatever.) i got this job as a part-time way to make quick money, but honestly? i think there’s something weird going on here.

i’ve been trying to investigate what’s going on behind the scenes at watcher world, but no luck. i know their whole thing is watching, but sometimes it feels a bit too on point. if anyone has any insight into these mysteries, feel free to drop into my inbox - it’d be appreciated.

(if you’re a member of watcher world and you see this intro?) no you didn’t}

~employee c

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Daily Watcher World Update

We have recieved several queries as to whether or not we have cameras installed across the parks, and the answer is we don’t find it necessary!

Blinky is always watching, after all!

-Watcher World Team

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Daily Watcher World Update

The Teacups ride at Watcher World has been temporarily closed due to repairs, although the Blinky show is currently working on a new number for our exclusive Friday performance!

Also, this is a reminder to Watcher World employees that official accounts should not be used for personal posting.

Enjoy your visit to Watcher World!

-Watcher World Team

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{…i wonder who they could be talking about. /s

~employee c}

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{huh. one hell of a find.

well, i need to get back to work and make sure my superior doesn’t know i’m posting on the official account.

thanks for the info, i’ll get back to you if i find anything of use.}

~employee c (Watcher World Team)

{hey, i think i found something to do with adventures in drowsytown.

so i work at watcher world, and nowadays i’ve been responding to letters.

recently, we’ve been getting some.. art sent to us. it seems to be of blinky mainly, with similarities to the aidt design. it’s odd, but what’s odd is that none of the addresses on the letters are actually real.

none of the people involved in this project have been sending the letters, right? just checking.}

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oh, i have noo fucking clue about that. send in the art if you can, curious to see. could be cels or something. if anyone following this is up to funny buisness fucking with the local theme park thats not cool.

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{there’s a book too?}

{hey, i think i found something to do with adventures in drowsytown.

so i work at watcher world, and nowadays i’ve been responding to letters.

recently, we’ve been getting some.. art sent to us. it seems to be of blinky mainly, with similarities to the aidt design. it’s odd, but what’s odd is that none of the addresses on the letters are actually real.

none of the people involved in this project have been sending the letters, right? just checking.}

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oh, i have noo fucking clue about that. send in the art if you can, curious to see. could be cels or something. if anyone following this is up to funny buisness fucking with the local theme park thats not cool.

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Daily Watcher World Update

This is a PSA that any items left on the grounds past 10pm will not be returned to you and will instead be fed to the sniggles. This applies to missing coats and missing individuals alike.

Enjoy your time at Watcher World!

-Watcher World Team

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{okay this is odd, my phone keeps… glitching when i try to upload it?

this was the best photo i was able to get - as you can see, it’s been mostly corrupted except for the eye.}

{hey, i think i found something to do with adventures in drowsytown.

so i work at watcher world, and nowadays i’ve been responding to letters.

recently, we’ve been getting some.. art sent to us. it seems to be of blinky mainly, with similarities to the aidt design. it’s odd, but what’s odd is that none of the addresses on the letters are actually real.

none of the people involved in this project have been sending the letters, right? just checking.}

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oh, i have noo fucking clue about that. send in the art if you can, curious to see. could be cels or something. if anyone following this is up to funny buisness fucking with the local theme park thats not cool.

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did you put the eyeball gumballs in the cotton candy expecitng them not to fall out immediatley or.

Our team originally planned to use the eyeball gumballs in the cotton candy as part of our branding.

However, after their failure and corrections changes being made to our catering staff, we switched to using the less tricky eyeball gummies instead.

Overall, it was a learning experience, and we always enjoy getting to watch how small things change!!!

-Watcher World Team

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{god, there were gumballs everywhere that day. i feel awful for the guy who had to clean that up.

-employee c}

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I lost my phone in watcher world once and when I got it back—literally weeks later—someone had edited all the eyes in my pictures to be purple and yellow.

My brother really wants me to sue them for whatever employee decided to hold off on giving it back for a prank like that but I'm glad they have it back instead of just stealing it. And lawyers are expensive.

To whoever did that: fuck you for taking my phone but also I just admire your effort and dedication. There were a lot of photos and you hit every single one of them.

Our lost and found department makes sure to handle missing items very carefully, but since we have a strict system for lost items there is a possibility of minor adjustments being made to your returned item.

We’re glad we could return your phone to you, however, and we hope you enjoyed your time at the park!

-Watcher World Team

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{okay i probably shouldn’t be using this account for my personal perspective but yeah, i’ve found that stuff that’s in Watcher World just… tends to do that?

sorry that happened to your phone anon, i think the photos should go back to normal eventually? depends on how long you lost it for

~employee c}

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Daily Watcher World Update

Hello Hatchetfield! It’s taken some time, but we fixed things up with our resident head of the IT department and as of today, the ask box will now be open to ask the official Watcher World account about anything you want!

We are also currently in the middle of our 10% off tickets sale, so make sure to grab those at a great price for 10% off!

Enjoy your time at Watcher World!

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Welcome to the official home of the latest Watcher World news and facts!

Have you ever felt like you’re being watched?

Of course you have, silly!

Here at Watcher World, we offer you only the greatest experience that’ll be sure to make sure you, your family, and the watchers above are pleased.

Come on down to Watcher World now and we’ll give you the best amusement park experience this town has to offer! In fact, we are currently offering meet and greets with our sniggles themselves!!!

So hop onto the snoozle train and make sure you never want to leave.

{…did i seriously have to type this out?}

{i don’t get payed enough for this.}