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Me when I’m stuck in this miserable existence instead of my f/o’s arms

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self shipping angst is sooo funny. yeah this is my favorite character and romantic partner i love them with my entire heart. im going to make sure i almost die in front of them

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objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

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inspired by someone saying selfshipping is unethical

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A relationship where they’re like a big dog and i’m like their favorite plush toy they carry everywhere

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vampire sucking blood from the inner thigh can be something so erotic and more vampire media needs to get on this train

look at this post with your eyes if you agree

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Imagine your F/O getting annoyed by your hiccups and curing them by aggressively making out with you.

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Selfshippers who are too shy to ramble about F/O(s)

Maybe it doesn't have to be the only thing to show your love and dedication. Whether you're worried about your grammar, how you appear to others, or saying too much or too little, each one isn't a mistake to talk about in the first place. Whatever you have (a journal, a blog, etc.) is your space. There are no rules on when you should ramble.

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fun selfship idea: come up with old 90s/2000s fandom ship names for your selfship(s) (like how pokemon fandom has ship names like rocketshipping, rivalshipping, etc.)

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(affirming myself in the mirror) if that fictional man was real he would fuck you. He would fuck you. You're his exact type. If he saw you he'd get a boner instantly. He would fuck you he would fu

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hey. you should think about all the times you make your f/o laugh. from being silly, being cute, just having a good time together— just imagine their reaction, the warmth in their eyes, the smile on their face. ok. are you imagining it

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Traumatized selfshipper x f/o who shows them unconditional love🥹

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Having f/o thoughts to get through the Horrors

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"I could fix him" well I could be the one person he's nice to and soft with, while he remains just as unbelievably awful as ever to everyone else <3

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template by mhuyo on twt

Be cringe. be free.

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its so embarrassing having a fictional crush on a side antagonist who only appears in like 2 episodes and is kind of a jerk...like yes out of the entire cast one of my favorite characters is the one with like 15 minutes of screentime who nearly killed the main characters and does bad things