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one of my favorite twitter accounts that is defunct now is it was this account called like Crazy Optical Illusions or something and they would just post popular optical illusions but edit them so they werent optical illusions anymore and they would just pretend and people would be very confused / angry in the comments
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The idea of listening to no black music is bizarre to me. Even if it's not rap like no earth wind and fire? No reggae? No moonstomp? No ska? No classic jazz? No R and B? No disco??? No skindred? No jungle? No even like metal bands with a few black members? No gospel? Not even stuff like alors en dance? No blues music? No mo town? No jazz of any kind? No big band? No soul music? Not even a little James Brown?
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Literally what could this possibly mean
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i think if you have a crush on someone that isnt into you the same way you should be able to throw up horrible black goo for about 10 minutes to make the crush go away
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Your heavily pregnant wife starts having what you think are contractions but neither of you are sure until the doctor comes in and he brings Puppet Homestar
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Fujoshi Jigsaw keeps putting these dudes in fuck or die situations...
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breaking news dc cancels all of their comics. just fucking all of them. “someone on the internet drew batman touching a dick,” they said in a statement. “so we’re shutting it down. america is dead.”
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imagining a gator girl who is shy about her big long gator tail
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Zeppelin tech is only going to get better, so it's paramount for businesses to learn how to use zeppelins, and experiment with zeppelin tech in their workflows. If you don't experiment with zeppelins in your business, you're at risk of being left behind. One company found that the introduction of zeppelin tech into their stacks increased productivity by 10x.
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hetero women will say shit like "I like when my man is a little effeminate" and he's just kinda skinny
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new ice cream flavors:
in which blood is spilled
oil on canvas
the people's flavor
strawberry in repose
birthday clown
butter pecan: the reckoning
carboniferous crunch
burnt
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I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck
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^ cruelest emoji mankind has ever invented
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