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Cowboy couple set

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I went to this Northwest Passage museum once where they had the white explorers' journals on one side of the exhibit and the native people's accounts on the other side of the exhibit and the explorer journals were like "our canoe had almost sunk when we encountered some kindly Indians" and the native histories were like "we watched a bunch of strangers come down the river in the shittiest canoe you'd ever seen. Also, they had no rain gear"

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reblog if you’re a sick fuck

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scrolled long enough on the 2016 dashboard i stumbled upon this

SCROLL BACK UP

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i'm gonna fucking vomit i was high as hel and while trying to fucking tell my group chat that a conure parrot's head is not divisible as a square icon i typed the shittiest slime comprehendible by pond toads.

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you guyses should send me asks maybe

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the wretched fujo electrician

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Two dads are better than one!

Happy father's day from Cement, Gravel, Reaper and Stinky!

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orchid turtle bear

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remember on the radio when phil said babies always cry when they see him and dan, the dumb fucking sweetheart, was like well i wouldn't cry . if i was a baby and i looked at you .. girl u are so cute. what the fuck are you talking about

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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