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me: why is everyone IGNORING me also me: *leaves phone on Do Not Disturb 24/7, only replies in group chats once every three days, keeps everyone on read for days and distances myself because (cuckoo clock noise)*
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Oh my gods❤
A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say “go on, it’s ok!” and the little girl shuffled up to me and said “ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?” I am d y i n g
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Knowing my fat ass if I were Belle I would have tried a hell of a lot harder to eat all those foods during Be Our Guest
I mean look at this shit
Bitch just grabbed a cherry
“Try the grey stuff it’s delicious” Bitch please pass me the fork
This scene is visually stunning, but my drunk ass would have climbed the table for some champagne
Don’t even get me started with the live action version I MEAN LOOK AT THIS
In summary I would basically look like this throughout the song
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me: woah i’ve really been losing my train of thought alot lately.
also me: how the fuck do you lose a train?
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me when someone says “you need to stop shipping them ew that’s wrong”
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when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”
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Psssst I reallly like your blog >u< The sebaciel drabbles you do are just so asdfghjkl ahh i love it!
Sorry I've been gone so long! I'm glad you like my stables, hopefully I'll have more to post soon!
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I'm Back!!
So I wish I had some deep reason for my disappearance. I forgot the password to this account. My bad. In the meantime, here's what I've been up to: - Fell out of the SebCiel fandom (still love them, just haven't written in a while). Trying to immerse myself back into it because they're just so fun to write. - Had another kid. She'll be 2 months old in a few days. We'll call her Her Highness and Bocchan adores her (most of the time) - Dropped out of nursing school, but will hopefully go back. - Now playing Neverwinter on PC pretty religiously. - Watched Zootopia and it is kinda consuming my life. - Still owe a request to an anon from forever ago, so going to try and fulfill that.
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The face of children’s literature is about to change Almost half of U.S. children have a minority background, but you rarely see them in books. One group wants to change that, and research shows more diverse books could lead to a more tolerant generation.
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"If more girls would do this".
Please understand that in many cities, it's actually against the law. Here in Columbus, we can only walk around topless downtown, and I believe at certain times (like during festivals, but don't quote me on that) and in any other area it's a hefty fine (and we aren't exactly the most financially well off city, at least not so much so to pay tickets all summer.). Women have even been ticketed for breastfeeding in public.
Yes. Feeding their babies. Using breasts for their sole purpose.
So it isn't so much "if more girls would"
But rather, "if more girls COULD".
But I'm digging the rest of this post.






Seriously I know that boobs are beautiful and sexy and everything, but really, it’s just some organic jiggling baby feeders. No need to hide them or be ashamed or over-sexualize them.
FREE TITIES.

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yoko ono: survived world war II
yoko ono: started making feminist avant-garde in the 50s/60s
yoko ono: released feminist songs that are considered hymns of the movement
yoko ono: turned john lennon into a activist for women's rights and non-violence AND also inspired him for lots of his songs
yoko ono: had her daughter taken away from her and was strong as fuck to live with it
yoko ono: fights against fracking 'cause she worries about people's health
yoko ono: is frickin 80 years old and still perform and dance and write songs
yoko ono: supports gay marriage
media: remembers her as a "japanese bitch" who broke up that beatles band or whatever
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