the easiest way to steal a man's wallet is to tell him you're going to steal his watch
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when you're going through a breakup, abuse, murder allegations, grief, and exile all at once and the author claims they "have a completely good normal time right now"

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he was openly bisexual. he didn't know that but he was
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bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*
me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-
bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die
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Rat pics pls? Gimme chaos potat







here you go. the creatures of all time
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I love putting them in dumb little outfits
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kaz: okay i admit wylan is pretty new to the whole bombing thing but i promise he's really good at it guys
matthias: BRO OFC HE'S NEW HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING TWELVE YEAR OLD
wylan: i'm sixteen actually
matthias, internally: does he even shave
like is this not what happened
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"she's been dead from the beggining" no. she's been fucked up from the beggining. her life was about to be messed up from day one, and she was the reason. she were going to do horrible things to herself and others and the only thing that could ever prevent it is that she wouldn't be born.
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my MC be like:

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the last dinner party dropped a helnik coded banger!


#from the pyre#the last dinner party#the scythe#matthias helvar#nina zenik#helnik#six of crows#the grishaverse
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Yeah i feel a little poisoned But i keep on rocking
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i was scrolling on pinterest and got jumpscared by a polish six of crows meme

i've never ever seen any polish grishaverse content so at first i couldn't figure out what fandom is that...
[translation:
POV: the people living in the Barrel
when someone is following them in the evening: panik
when that someone is limping: kalm
when they realise who is limping: panik]
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florence welch was right. it picks me up puts me down chews me up spits me out a hundred times a day picks me up puts me down i'm always running from something i push it back but it keeps on coming and being clever never got me very far
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I HAVE TICKETS FOR FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE FOR MARCH 7 I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY IT'S UNREAL I THOUGHT I'LL NEVER GET THEM AKSGAHWJWHAJAJHSEIQISHHSHW
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second day of school and i feel as if a truck run over me
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Realistic post-canon wesper
Jesper: *sneaking out*
Wylan: *turns on lamp* just where do you think you are going
Jesper: *terrible liar* to cheat on you
Wylan: *raises eyebrow*
Jesper, dejected: kaz said I have to do a heist
Wylan: you mean WE have to do a Heist *pulls out explosive kit and hands Jesper extra ammo* I already put my mom in charge for the month
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thinking about inej ghafa reuniting with her parents thinking about inej ghafa reuniting with her parents thinking about inej ghafa reuniting with her parents thinking about inej ghafa reuniting with her parents thinking about inej ghafa reuniting with her parents thinking about inej ghafa reuniting with her parents thinking about inej ghafa reuniting with her parents thinking about inej ghafa reuniting with her parents
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