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marleyeverdeen‌:

Me either, I feel like most moms have a sixth sense for that kind of stuff. I think she means well though, your whole family probably does. As much as it might suck, I hope you can find a little fun spending memorial day by a lake? If the fake shark plan doesn’t play out – that is.

Sometimes I just wanted to stay home and play on my Gameboy, ya know? I never could get away with it. All moms are too good at being able to tell when their kid is faking sick. Here’s hoping. Tina will be there at least, that’s an upside. I won’t be attacked with five thousand different questions if she’s there. Hopefully.

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astoldby-tina‌:

Yes! That’s so exciting. And my dad is officially cool with the whole thing. What should I pack? Hehe I know you do. Seriously. That was the first thing I noticed about not waking up to get ready for school. I had cereal instead of a smoothie this morning. I’m going to miss getting to eat lunch with you and walking to rehearsal together. …I just realized we haven’t actually been dating that long. This is only second season as a couple and our first summer. I just feel like I’ve known you forever. Sorry, I’m totally rambling I don’t even know what I’m trying to say anymore. 

Your best swimsuits and any summer clothes you want. It’ll probably be pretty warm up there. You don’t have to apologize for rambling. It’s cute, like you. I can come bring you a fancy smoothie in the mornings anytime you want. I usually get up for a morning run anyways, so I got you, whenever you want. If it makes you feel any better, I feel like I’ve known you forever too. 

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bestbreexo‌:

It’s all your heroics rubbing off on me. Honestly, I’ve yet to make one child cry doing my lifeguard job which is boring so you should be very proud of me.

What you’d rather Just Jake to me, Bree spelt with two e’s and not like the funky cheese? Also, by the way, there’s a list of people you have to hate as my best friend. Jake we don’t hate unless I fall into his very sexy arms again but we don’t overtly like either. Technically it would be Tina and I looking pretty, you can flex your muscles in the corner or something.

I’m extremely proud. Look at you go! Maybe I’ll bring you lunch as a ‘good job for not making kids cry’ reward. 

God, no. I’d rather you, 100%. Oh? Okay, text me the list. Are you sure we can’t hate Jake? Just asking. Not liking I can definitely do, for sure. Why in the corner? I’m sure that’s a sight most would like to see. 

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pvckerstud‌:

PRIVATE;

You are just so fucking preoccupied, man. Everything is all ‘Tina this’ and ‘Tina that’ all the time. We can never just hang ‘cos your so fucking busy with her, bro.

So if you’re ditching me, just fucking ditch me. Don’t give me your goddamn pity invites to come third wheel with you and her at a cabin.

PRIVATE ;

Then why the fuck don’t you just ask to hang out. You know I would. I’m sorry if I’ve been preoccupied, I didn’t mean to just ignore hanging out with you. You know you’re one of my best friends, dumbass. I’m not going to ditch you! You’re being so fucking dramatic. It’s never a pity invite, you know that. I actually, you know, like hanging out with you. 

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withloverpg incorrect quotes + pyder 

inspired by @marleyeverdeen

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golden in the sky /// a rytina playlist

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pvckerstud‌:

PRIVATE;

I’d let you talk about my girlfriend that way. Thought we were bros, man. Something else that’s changing then, huh?

I see how it is.

PRIVATE ;

We are. Don’t be fucking dramatic. What else changed between us then, huh? What’s got you all twisted up like this? I invited you to come and you said no. 

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astoldby-tina‌:

But also…I have never been on a boat before. Could we go at least once? My parents are so…not about the outdoors. There’s a lot that I want to try. I’m not the sneakiest. You’ll have to teach me your sex ninja ways. My lips are sealed. Don’t worry it’s nothing dramatic.

For you? Anything you want. You name it, we do it. We can even do the whole bonfire and s’mores thing, too. You got it. I have plenty things I can teach you. I’ll take your word for it. I can’t wait to see you. I know it hasn’t been that long, but it feels like it has been. 

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pvckerstud‌:

PRIVATE;

I think you’re just readin’ way too much into shit, bro.

I’m good. I got a bottle of grey goose with my name on it – get a good grope in for me. Your gf might dress like a vampire, but she’s got a nice rack.

PRIVATE;

Whatever, dude. The invitation still stands if you want. Or don’t take it. 

Don’t talk about her that way. We’re friends, dude, but that’s my girlfriend. She’s not an object to ogle. She’s a person. 

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pvckerstud‌:

PRIVATE;

I’m not pissy. You’re pissy.

And no thanks – I don’t wanna be a third wheel on your weekend getaway.

PRIVATE ;

You’re literally throwing a fit, but go off. 

You won’t, we can all hang out and do shit that won’t make you feel awkward. Seriously. You’re invited if you want. 

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pvckerstud‌:

PRIVATE;

Nah, I said it was cool man, so it’s cool.

Have fun at the lake house, bro. Tell Cohen-Chang I said hi.

PRIVATE ;

Then why are you acting all pissy with me? You can come with if you want. 

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titanspence‌:

This took a turn when you asked us to rescue you from the lake house instead of inviting us to the lake house.

Your lame ass can get left for dead. Sorry ’bout your luck, bub.

No one wants to be trapped in a house with my dad. He’ll start asking you about your future and if you have ambition. I’m saving you all from the torture I’ll have to endure. 

Wow, harsh. I see how it is. 

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pvckerstud‌:

Oh. Alright.

Cool. Whatever man. Have fun, or whatever. Cool.

PRIVATE ;

Are you mad? You seem mad. I’m not like, ditching you or anything. I promise. 

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bestbreexo‌:

I have so many mean things to say but because of the summer season, I’ll just say sure but like sarcastically.

I have to go for the top position or else what’s the point? Besides who’s better than me? Jake? My daddy would just buy my mom so new diamonds whenever she was mad at him which was often. Or, you provide the house and I do the actual party planning? Something tells me you don’t know the dealers in town or the best music.

You’re such a giving person like that.

True. You gotta go all out or it’s just isn’t worth it. I’m not opening that can of worms, I have some self perseverance or whatever that saying is. I can do that. I’d just want doritos and non shitty beer so that probably doesn’t fit your standard of a party. I’m happy to supply the house and look pretty or something. 

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marleyeverdeen‌:

Well, that sounds like the beginning of a summer movie, so I think the best solution is going to be from a summer movie. I think that gives you the options of faking a huge shark in the lake or getting baby out of the corner.

I like the way you think, Marls. The fake shark definitely could do it. Or maybe faking sick. I doubt that’d work though. My mom will just glare at me until I give up. I never got away with faking sick when I was younger.

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astoldby-tina‌:

Awesome. The next step will be convincing my dad. Which should be easy considering your parents are going to be there. That should be fine. We should probably party in moderation though. The last thing I want is your parents to think I’m like a disrespectful sex demon or something. This weekend will be really fun then. There’s a lot I want to talk to you about.

We’ve got the best game plan out there. It’s going to be a great weekend. He’ll probably want to go out on the lake with the boat and shit so we can always escape from them during that. That’s why we have to be sneaky so they’ve got no idea. I’m like practically a pro at that. Most of the time. Oh? Any hints?

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bestbreexo‌:

I mean are you really surprised by losing? You guys aren’t exactly the Greatest Showman.

I didn’t take you as a lake house sorta guy but as your best friend, I’m totes for using it for parties in the summer. It’ll be a great way to kill all my boredom.

Doesn’t mean we didn’t try hard to win. It was just...a bit of a mess, I guess. We’ll get them next time. 

We’re best friends now? We’ve moved on up in the world since just being friends. I’m not a lake house guy, really. My dad is apparently. He bought it to make up for something to my mom, I think. I don’t really know, but a party there does sound pretty kick ass. I’m down to plan one for there.