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Glen Martin Taylor, “but i am safe in here.”

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because they all love and hate each other to varying degrees like patrick loves tennis and tashi and art but art the most and art loves tennis and patrick but he loves tashi the most and tashi loves tennis the most but none of them can have the thing they want most so they use one another to get closer to it and in the aftermath end up resenting each other for what could have been

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twobuki is good

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i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

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…yes i drew more bubbline. i needed to

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Talking about a meat shortage on the news but mine is still huge so that sucks for the rest of y'all

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you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

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someone *hurts me emotionally*

me “lmao!! omg”

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Yearly reminder that Amy and Metal's birthday and Bi Visibility Day are on the same day

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beating your ass is my hyperfixation and brother? im about to start infodumping

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At least whatever is wrong with me is funny

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finally watching the gay clown movie after years on wanting to

gonna probably watch part 2 tonight hehe

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my body is NOT. a “”temple””….it is a CLOWN CAR, and NONE OF THESE BITCHES KNOW HOW 2 DRIVE

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Nicks and snags are the wurst…

The Lawn Mower 3.0™ trimmer is waterproof, has Advanced SkinSafe™ Technology, a convenient charging dock, & LED light for safe grooming. Your 🌭 will thank you!

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harvard? you mean from legally blonde? you know thats not a real school right?