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We looked inside some of the posts by sadrendipity and here's what we found interesting.
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Likes Per Post
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Reblog Per Post
173K
Reply Per Post
369
Time Between Posts
4 days
Number of Posts By Type
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Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
Celebrities use Tumblr as well.
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WHERE IS MY CUTE VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND WITH SHARP TEETH THAT BLUSHES WHENEVER I TOUCH HIS NECK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
WHERE?!?!?!?!
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people think im kinky just cause i like to be choked. like bitch thats just the first layer wait till u dig deeper
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kinda want to trace shapes on someone’s skin and kiss that spot behind their ear
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This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke
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Anyone who says boys don’t like being the little spoon is a fucking liar.
Boys are all over that shit. You know how adorable it is to bring a boy a rose and he tears up cause no ones ever done that for him before? You have any idea how sweet and flustered they are when you kiss their forehead when they aren’t expecting it?
Y’all ever seen a boy blush when you hold him instead of him holding you??
Amazing.
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actual kinksters: 50 Shades is an abusive relationship
fans: whatever, you just don't get it
actual kinksters: this is not what a good Dom does
fans: no, he's TORMENTED!
actual kinksters: this is actually really unhealthy
fans: stop kinkshaming!
actual kinksters: this is not at all what real bdsm looks like
fans: yes it is! i own the 50 Shades special edition handcuffs!
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Things Said/Heard at Rocky Horror Rehearsal
Note: due to the nature of RHPS, a lot of these are somewhat risque, albeit in a sorta cracky way. Nothing here has to lead to direct NSFW, but doing so would be pretty easy. (So’s Janet!)
“It’s okay. My lungs are still in my body. I’m good.”
“I have plans for your fake dick.”
“It doesn’t matter! Nothing matters! Just form a kickline!”
“Please yourselves. Not literally. At least, not on stage.”
“This is why we keep the feather boas in quarantine.”
“You- you’re a lot. I like you.”
“This is when you start to get groovy.”
“I could kiss you. I could marry you. I could buy you ice cream.”
“IT’S WEDNESDAY NIGHT. WHO’S READY TO GET SLUTTY?”
“Shit, I thought this was water polo practice.”
“Biochemical research gets me so hot.”
“This is the weirdest aerobics session I’ve ever seen.”
“I claim my prize.”
“I haven’t been this aroused since Nixon was president.”
“Where are the horses? I thought there would be horses.”
“I need you to channel your inner vodka aunt. I need you to channel your inner 10,000 vodka aunts.”
“Make it weirder. I know it’s weird. But make it weirder.”
“You’re, like, a sex god. You’re like a Nobel Prize winner sex god.”
“I like to approach all my problems crotch-first.”
“Okay, who here knows the Funky Chicken?”
“I’m so proud of you. You’re going to make me cry.”
“Anyone have a tampon?”
“Anyone have a hair band?”
“Anyone have any idea what’s going on?”
“There will be no actual nudity and no actual murder-cannibalism- at least, if everything goes according to plan.”
“Where’s the glitter and why is everyone sober?”
“Don’t worry about me. I’m having a good time.”
“You fuck with my boas, I will fuck with you.”
“It’s all cool. Nothing is on fire. Yet.”
“We’re allowed to step on you if you’re in the way.”
“OH SHIT MY TITS ARE OUT”
“I’m glad that we dream about each other in the worst possible ways.”
“It’s awful. I love it.”
“You. Me. Selfie. Now.”
“Feel this fabric. Now imagine it rubbing against your nipples. Frantically.”
“We are not responsible for any weird boners you may get this evening.”
“You guys, I just- I just love you so much. I’m so happy. You guys.”
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The one thing that we can always agree upon!
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