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people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.

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these all have the same energy

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fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

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Came to steal yo girl, but we lost money instead 😉 (at Las Vegas, Nevada)

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i love everything about this

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Swiggity swaeger, i’ll make you scream “jaeger” #attackontitan #happyhalloween

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I’m really proud of this tiny ass ratchet club. Lolol naw forreal tho we put a lot of hard work and practice even with our own busy hectic schedules. We managed to make it all work with just 27 people in comparison to some schools with hundreds of people in a club. WE GOT 9TH OUT OF 41 SCHOOLS. IM SO HAPPY/HYPED AND PROUD OF THIS CLUB. Now imagine if we had more people, we’d be even better. It was a great weekend and hope that the people here stay close and fuck it up some more next year👍🏽👍🏽🎊🎊🎉🎉 TOP 5? NEXT GOAL FOR FG2K18 #friendshipgames #fg2k17

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Do you remember the 21st night of September?

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“For my tinder profile” 😂😂

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rip vine :(