sandsvendor100
sandsvendor100
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sandsvendor100 · 8 days ago
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That Is What You Sound Like
Puki you're are evil and mean >:(
GooGooGaGeeGah Puki Waba Gobo Ga Geeba Sje Sleenorp Ga WabaWaWojak
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sandsvendor100 · 23 days ago
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Because My Penis So Serious
Getting Full On Penis Delirious
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sandsvendor100 · 23 days ago
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Puki you're are evil and mean >:(
GooGooGaGeeGah Puki Waba Gobo Ga Geeba Sje Sleenorp Ga WabaWaWojak
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sandsvendor100 · 23 days ago
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Call Me The DeutshecaBonng Way I Am Trains
Getting Full On Penis Delirious
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sandsvendor100 · 23 days ago
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Getting Full On Penis Delirious
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sandsvendor100 · 25 days ago
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Im going to throw something at you
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Some Sort Of Potato Chip I Hope...
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sandsvendor100 · 3 months ago
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Bow Before Me, Beasts, For No God -- Abrahamic Or Otherwise -- Will Show Mercy Upon Your Mortal Souls When I Am Done With The Supplicants Who Fail To Appease Me
Give Me Your Beauties, Your Love, Your Creation
Deliver Unto Me Your Truth, Your Meaning, Your Purpose
Smile Sweetly And Repent Before This Depiction Of My Glory
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I was feeling arty, so I've decided to make an offering to the indomitable @sandsvendor100. Please for the love of abrahamic God, have mercy on me Seymour.
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sandsvendor100 · 4 months ago
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sandsvendor100 · 4 months ago
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miss you
Try My Belly-Button Logic.
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sandsvendor100 · 5 months ago
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Hello!! Just Coming Here To say That You Have To Capitalize Every Word, They Are All Proper Nouns. The World Decree
no gods no masters.
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sandsvendor100 · 5 months ago
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Hello!! Just coming here to say that you don’t have to capitalize every word, since most words aren’t proper nouns
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The World Decree
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sandsvendor100 · 5 months ago
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seymoure did you know that morbitum died :(
Gonge But Not Forgotten..
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sandsvendor100 · 5 months ago
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Tumblr Don't Stop Blobbing -- EVER!!!
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The Blobjob (Detonium Interactive - PC - 1998)
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sandsvendor100 · 6 months ago
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Can U Read
Do Not Send Me E Mails And All That Other E Shit
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sandsvendor100 · 6 months ago
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Echk!
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The Sound Pours Out Of Giusuppe's Maw, Teeth Rotten And Ground With Eons Of Sandy Sediment, Voice Hungry With Mafia Violence And Cypheric Targeting -- What Must Be Done, And To Who, Clear Upon His Throaty Gurgle
Upon This Guidance I Send My Commands To Gerold, Enforcer Of My Will, The Visible Hand, Enactor Of Truth And Justice, Realizer Of Intent And Purpose
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Find Him -- This Felix, This Alice-Knower Make Him Small Until It Hurts Track Him Down To The Ends Of This Earth From The Plains To Mexico... Come April His Body Will Be Gunch
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sandsvendor100 · 6 months ago
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sandsvendor100 · 7 months ago
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Star Shine Upon You Bless My Bastard On This Day Seymour
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Sending My Acolytes To Your Doorstep
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