saphire-spark
saphire-spark
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this one is Chaos in a abundantly foreign Bundel of Grammarmistakes! i will supply foxes when asked, dont ask where i get them From Just be Happy. Autocorrect is actively Plotting my demise.
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saphire-spark · 6 hours ago
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the person who posted this on here is a terf so im reposting it because its really really good
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saphire-spark · 6 hours ago
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Not to make an "I thought these were all part of the same post"-post, but in my defense I am currently sickly.
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saphire-spark · 6 hours ago
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saphire-spark · 17 hours ago
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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
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saphire-spark · 17 hours ago
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What about people Who got their brain damage via ChatGPT?
you’re not a disability advocate if you make fun of people with incontinence or people that drool or peoples motor functions or people with brain damage or people with low intelligence 👍
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saphire-spark · 1 day ago
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Body: Starts headache
Me: Alright, what do you Want
Body: guess
Me: Water?
Me: sugar?
Me: Salt?
Me: Sunlight?
Me: Starting into the distance for 20 minutes?
[the headache continues]
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saphire-spark · 2 days ago
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Shout out to that guy from Florida talking to my coworker about wanting to take his sail boat through Lake Superior in November. He was planning on a little trip and my coworker was like hey man I don't know how to tell you this but you will Actually Die
*Lake Superior, in the far distance*: yes yes yes yes yes do it yes yes
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saphire-spark · 2 days ago
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me: So then we take the liquified wood pulp, and dry it again, into these thin sheets. caveman: [confused, but trying to keep up] uh huh. me: And we take the graphite stick - it doesn't need to be wrapped in wood like this, but we like making them this way so you don't get graphite on your hands. And that's what we draw with. caveman: [eyes lighting up] Oohhh so you use the wood pulp sheets to paint on them, like hides? me: Exactly! And now, you could use this method to draw anything you can visualise with your mind's eye, but for the sake of this demonstration, let's draw a vision of a woman with features of an animal whose powers and traits she represents, and a figure that is stylised and exaggerated beyond what nature really allows. caveman: As wide as she is tall, with tits to match? me: Exactly. caveman: This is the only sensible use of this technology.
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saphire-spark · 2 days ago
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As a Kid of a Police officer (Not USA though) ive come to the believe that a little violence in a Protest is normal and inevitable
Some Guy does a violence, and goes into a cell for the day
Some cop misbehaves (aka, Starts a violence) punished for it
It's fair in the End
(this believe allows me to Not be affected by Protest saboteurs)
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saphire-spark · 2 days ago
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the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food
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saphire-spark · 2 days ago
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since the teens brought back scene fashion without bringing back skinny jeans they've reinvented L death note
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saphire-spark · 2 days ago
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Woaw I didn't know that!! :0 rebloging to raise awareness!
Some tumblr conversations are fascinating because they really are like
"My job gave us these expensive trinkets that nobody wanted. All of us wish that they would've given us the money instead."
"I don't get it?? did you want some different trinket?"
"I think it was explicitly clear in the OP that they would have wanted the money that the company spent on the trinkets, not a trinket."
"But why? :0"
"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
"Waow I didn't know that!! :0 reblogging to raise awareness!"
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saphire-spark · 2 days ago
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i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone
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saphire-spark · 2 days ago
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saphire-spark · 2 days ago
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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies
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saphire-spark · 2 days ago
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”sideblog mutuals” is one of the weirdest relationships you can have with someone on here i think. yeah we’re sort of mutuals but only when we’re both wearing funny hats and doing little voices talking about our shows. like what are we
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saphire-spark · 2 days ago
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yall in this fuvking fandom dont know what an animatic is huh
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