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nun yuri……….

hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community

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i love getting harassed on a sapphic shitpost i made <3333

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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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loki says hello as a jumping spider. hes wiggling

Jumping spider, Paraphidippus fartilis, Salticidae

Found from Texas, through Mexico and Central America

Photos 1-4 (female) by djringer and 5-7 (male) by ag18

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a fae creature asked me for some attraction and my gender. i thought they wanted to know what pronouns i used and is i was a magnet

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

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@spliffyfuckingmcjingles666 here’s some photo evidence that homosexuality is not only for men, in case you were still skeptical

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im a tranny. reblog if u are a tranny

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i uhhh, help lesbian religious women meet each other????? maybe???

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

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no i’m not telling any of you which one

guess hoes >:DDD

I was bored in class

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this shit hit // h a r d // today lol

alas, i have no crush :(( makes me hopeful for the future of my love life though

thank you!!

hey, i just saw your post about free readings :) if youre able to, i’d love to get one! if you wouldn’t mind, i don’t have a particular theme or question in mind, so could you just use your intuition or any signs for the subject? same with using a tarot or oracle deck, and if any entities/deities are involved

thank you :))

so ehehe as you can see Dionysus is getting her best time ever since i can hear her now :D hope you don't mind

a general message for this person please

climbing rosebush: consequences of your actions are inevitable. try to keep that in mind. don't get too over that and what you're comfortable with it might end up bad or wonky

lavender: you've got your luck, now what about it? did you already use all of it? think about it. keep pushing. you've got it all. lavender says push yourself to your limits and it will pay off

phone tree: you're gay

book of shadows: family? who needs em when you have tiny people on the Internet who love you and care for you. blood is nothing. don't care and don't give up to pressure you're not here to conform to anyone's standards so be yourself

family home reversed: bro you've got some trauma. Dionysus uses the tiktok meme here saying "i can fix that"

midnight margaritas: who needs formal. anyway be yourself you dont owe anything to anyone just... go be yourself kid damn youre doing fine!

practical magic reversed: boy are you depressed...damn (Dionysus says "couldn't be me" here) don't worry about shit just be yourself do what you wanna do and don't give a fuck about what other people think

blood bond: someone's got a cruuush, is it your friend? spill the tea bitch let me hear the news

rosemary: boy if you don't get that christian trauma out of my sight. what the fuck you mean youre not worthy. broooo. ew just ewww

toad: Dionysus says "awareness? yeah be aware of that dick in your-" be aware. just yeah. be aware. also you're gay

lilac: relationship hehe. boyfriends. mwah mwah

earth element: she started with "ground that di-" but then said ground your energy. youre really stressed damn. get some rest kid. your aura is all wonky

sparrow: "trouble finding that spo-" be aware of the risks and be safe kid there's a lot of creeps out there who just want to hurt you so like be safe maybe do some karate or something

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anyone else feeling afflicted with the homosexual tendencies today??? bc like…WOMEN

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please be nice to me :DD

can we please be fucking nice to it/its users

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Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?

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i fell like this today:

however i am unable to look like this. i am not these colors. this is a disappointment. sad

(made with this bc im too tired to draw rn)