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The Fall Guy was seriously a fun time. Yes, Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt are charming. Yes, the stunts are pretty great. Yes, the fake movie 'MetalStorm' is all sorts of cult-movie material. What may be a surprise, was the story line is actually pretty cohesive. There were also some really awesome, hilarious cameos and bits that make everything just...super entertaining.

i had a blast. i might even buy the movie.

but it's worth seeing on the big screen. go see it in theaters while you can.

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Been holding onto this beauty for a while 💕💜💙

The lovely Empress Theodora and her gossiping friend Antonina

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As a Star Wars obsessed loser who has read probably hundreds of fics under the "Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader" tag on Ao3, here are, in my humble opinion, the best ones.

Under the Stars - Slx99: Vader and Luke crash land together and have a camping trip, pre-ESB

The Heir - SpellCleaver: teenage Luke is raised by Palpatine unknowing of his true heritage. Vader kills palpatine, discovers his long lost son, and proceeds to make him emperor--without of course, revealing the truth to Luke. Very cute fic.

In Loco Pirates - Izzythehutt: Vader + Luke + Hondo fun

Palpatine Ad Portas - Izzythehutt: continuation of "In Loco Pirates". Family drama on Naboo and the emperor taunts Vader while Piett watches in confusion. There are some hilariously awkward moments. INCOMPLETE

What Lurks in the Dark - DragonFlyonBreak: Luke, wedge and some rebels get trapped in a mine with a scary force sensitive monster. Plus Dad Vader shows up. IN PROGRESS

The Family Tree - frodogenic: Oneshot. Luke and Vader get trapped in a tree during a flood. Some heartfelt moments mixed with humor. One of my favs.

Family Finds A Way - HeartOfStars: The Star Wars-Jurassic Park Crossover you didn't know you needed. A long one that features Aphra, Leia, and the Naberrie family promimently. Technically incomplete but the conflict is resolved very nicely by the last chapter so its basically complete.

Hostage - Slx99: A Luke raised by the Organas is taken hostage by Vader. They discover their relationship and grow from there.

Facsimile - Oneshot. An Anakin Skywalker imposter lures both a hopeful Luke and a ticked off Vader to himself.

And my all time favorite fic thats perfect for Christmas...

The Sith Who Brought Life Day - ophelia_interrupted: a wonderfully written fic that actually contains no direct Luke and Vader interactions. An imperial officer is dared to get Lord Vader a Life Day gift and decides to find the identity of the pilot who destroyed the Death Star. It features humorous and entertaining narration and touching moments.

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my favorite overly specific genre of fanfic across every fandom I’ve ever read for is survival horror fics where Luke and Vader are forced to work together to avoid a gruesome death. like this :)

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❤️❤️

Meeting a jerboa (跳鼠) in the Gobi Desert

English added by me :)

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Both were exceptional people, who bore an exceptional daughter.

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I love that the Force gives people the ability to vibe check the universe. Jedi can just walk into a room, be like "vibes are off" and simply be right.

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OBI-WAN KENOBI – PART V

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OBI-WAN KENOBI (2022) | Part V THE CLONE WARS (2008-2020) | 7.10 The Phantom Apprentice

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Oh my god the parallels

OBI-WAN KENOBI & ANAKIN SKYWALKER/DARTH VADER Obi-Wan Kenobi - Part III & V (2022) | dir. Deborah Chow

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obi wan kenobi part v + tumblr text posts

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Imagine ur childhood bully coming to wreck you again a 2nd time.

Reva: *exists*

Vader and the Grand Inquisitor:

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Hey Star Wars fans, if you're enjoying the sad post-rots brooding and child rescuing of Obi Wan in Kenobi and thinking "I want this but with Anakin too and more Luke screentime" then look no further than "This Life of Ours" by bookworm213 on ao3. It gives off similar vibes the show and its a complete AU worth reading.

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Long post buddies, but I was looking up images of Sayyida al Hurra and none of them ring true to me. Like, at all.

This is NOT what Sayyida al Hurra would have worn.

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Sorry Karen got hit by a car again

matt murdock will stumble into work with 5 stab wounds, a black eye and a cut lip and his excuse will be like “I got run over by a boeing 747 idk im blind shit happens”