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✨️Togame Jo x reader x Hiragi Toma & Hajime Umemyia thoughts (18+)✨️

You're not in any explicitly stated FWB or anything with either one of the three, but there are moments you get some flirty banter in with them.

One day, you're alone, exploring the Shishitoren territory and stumble upon Togame in front one of the stores as he's chilling with Choji and some other team members. Togame slips away and pulls you into some back alley. Things get spicy and suggestive, but Togame won't make first move bc it's much more fun that way. He does, however, leave a few hickeys which are just high enough that no high collar will hide them, not that you really would care to hide them.

Now you're back at Furin, on the rooftop and talking with all the kings and Hajime. The adorable leader seems more pouty than usual and Hiragi's taken his pill about 3 times already in the short span that you're there.

Finally, three of the kings leave to do their patrols when Hajime drapes over you shoulders "No fair, Y/N! You never let me mark you up!"

At that point you've, honestly, even forgotten about the hickeys so things only now click. So that's how you find yourself on Hajime's lap with Hiragi keeping guard so he can warn you if anyone's coming up.

Hajime doesn't keep only on your neck though. He pulls your shirt collar down and leave some on your chest where he can reach.

"Mine are prettier, aren't they?" he looks up at you through his lashes.

"Mhm, they definitelly match you.... Hiragi! Now's your turn!" you pat Hajime on his head as he releases you from his tight grip with a pout.

"You better be paying good attention that nobody's coming." Hiragi growls to his friend as he takes you over from him.

His hickeys are completely different from the previous ones. While Hajime would try to leave as little teethmarks, Hiragi feels more like he's taking a bite out of your neck and chest. The whole time he also mutters to himself about how he has little to no space left.

That seems to satisfy them for the time being...

Until one day you're back in Shishitoren territory when you meet Togame again. All those marks didn't have time to fade much yet, so he can clearly see competition. (Strangely, he can also perfectly tell from who they are) So he decides to go a little further this time.

His hands gently pin you against the nearest wall and lift up your top enough so he can leave more hickeys and bitemarks on your stomach or higher.

This subtle fight over you goes on for about a month, when you decide to get this fight settled once and for all out of fear that things'll get serious over time and the friendship between Bofurin and Shishitoren will get broken up.

The way you go about this is inviting all three of them to the neutral zone between their territories.

"Guys, I love the attention from all of you, but if you're gonna turn this into another conflict, I'll cut you all off right now."

"S'youre saying we gotta learn to share?" Togame draws out teasingly while giving the other two a knowing look.

"Heh... Now that you talk about it, it doesn't sound that bad." Hiragi smirks and nods back at Togame.

Hajime doesn't even need to say anything because his smile lets you know he's already coming up with multiple ways on how to do just that.

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Dating a Nanami-type guy is all fun and games until he picks his job over you...

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A thought: Having to go undercover with L to some fancy evening event and your cover is that he's some big name artist and you're his fiancé. Then some time into the evening he walks up to you, that apparently your cover isn't convincing enough and the only solution is to go get almost caught fucking in the bathroom.

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Recently decided to finally watch Death Note (+ made a pinterest board for the memes) so now I'll be going about my day and randomly think to myself 'Wait, if I do this, it'll make me look like Kira'.

So that's another thing I have going on ig.

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An open love letter to Togame's nose

That's it

That's all I have to say

Thx for listening, you may carry on now

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Guys! Faking an orgasm to the LaDs boys! Has this been done before? Where can I read it? Do I have to get off my ass and do it myself? I need answers

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Just got a temu ad on pinterest for what were (i assume) condoms

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Wearing a skirt around Kishibe is always a risk. Even the ones with built-in shorts aren't spared. If anything, they annoy him bc of the added privacy. Now he can't sneak a peek whenever you bend over or fight devils.

One of the only rules in your relationship with him is that you're not allowed to wear shorts under your skirt so when you're feeling brave enough to tease him, you wear the ones with shorts already as a part of the garment. That usually ends up in a snarled warning "Feeling bold today, are we?"

"What are you talking about? Im not wearing any shorts underneath my skirt."

"Yeah, I can see that..."

Kishibe will let you think you managed to get get away with your little stunt, but soon enough, once you're back to your apartment, you're proven the exact opposite.

As soon as the door slams behind the two of you, Kishibe ominously bends down to your level to sternly command right into your ear, "I want you on the bed, face down without this thing on or I'm ripping it off."

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Considering starting a green academia blog next year to help me with motivation while finishing school and applying for a college to finally study botany again

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Actually I have one more thing to say about Australia Nq:

At this point Tommy Cash HAS to win as if he didn't have to already for Joost and Kärijä.

✨️Justice for the fun songs✨️

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ifykyk

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There's no way Go-Jo didn't make it through... Somebody's gotta be rigging the numbers

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Richard x Henry this Richard x Bunny that but what about some good ol' Richard x reader?

If there's anything this fandom lacks, it's the lack of ff with reader in it :(

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Quick Q:

How exactly does tumblr mobile flagging algorithm work? A moodboard/playlist post with flowers, animals and hearts gets flagged but a post where I'm flat out talking about pegging characters doesn't?

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Uh hi, if anyone can see this just letting y'all know that tumblr is being a bitch and absolutely not loading for me at @sulumuns-dootah and I can't even post/reblog but still working just fine on @anomaly-076 so idk what's up w that

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Curating your online spaces is a valuable skill now huh?

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Just tried to type 'sakura' bc I'm talking about plants to someone and my predictive text thought I'm trying to type 'Sukuna' and idk what exactly that says about me...