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Honestly I'd love to invite u out with us but like..my gf passively deals aoe poison damage, and no offence but your toxin resistance is meagre and she would instantly rot you into mulch

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Ok I do gotta respect Egwene’s hustle she was like ok hang on before I commit to being the new wisdom lemme get a taste of that dick and see what it’s all about first 🤔

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what if a garden gnome is just the larval stage of a wizard

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You guys ever think about how dnd 5e is like. “Most people consider tieflings to be unsettling and untrustworthy. Nobody likes them because they are naturally unnerving, and because of their associations with devils. People who meet them are likely to look down on them and not want to interact with them. They get an ability score increase of +2 charisma”

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The Knight

Pattern by @sirithre on Patreon

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“we were born alone & we die alone” you delivered yourself during birth? built all the roofs that have ever given you shelter? sown the wheat in your bread?? weaved the clothes on your back??? wrote all the books youve ever read and the music youve ever listened to????? who made the literal bed youre going to die in - you, all alone?

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some fake diseases

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Unidentified protist. Quite the hyper one. 

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overly specific dnd memes part 2.jpg

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‪I want my LGBT stories to have high stakes but I want those stakes to be escaping pirates and surviving a post apocalyptic world and fighting in a magic war, not like.......... homophobia ‬

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“You are my CEO. There is no stronger bond.”

Firbolg Adventurezone is a capitalist confirmed.

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3 months of my life compressed into 3 minutes

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2nd level enchantment: The target must succeed on a wisdom saving throw or be paralyzed for the up to 1 minute. 

Enjoy for personal use only, please!

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Concept: a Dungeons & Dragons campaign where the player characters are all local farmers around the same village, and each adventure revolves around dealing with some improbable threat to their crops. Any class or build is permitted, subject to the strict requirement that each player must justify their abilities as unconventional applications of their farming skills. The justification doesn’t have to be especially plausible, but it has to be played completely straight. Players are encouraged to theme their farms accordingly.

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only one character can be in each 5ft square in dnd because they’re all practicing responsible social distancing

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When the party is infighting - just adlib a terrible story.  Everyone will stop being mad at each other and hate YOU instead!

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