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YOUR creation?

pls

Makuta has stolen the Great Mask of Notes.

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Mata Nui is Love

embrace mata nui

mata nui is love

mata nui is life

prepare ur tecnik stuz grae mazk

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YOOOOO SMACKDOWN

I'D CALL FO' A FIGHT BUT MY HOME BRO ALREADY TRASHED YO' SHIT VEZOK

If you don’t think this is one of the coolest things ever, then you’re wrong.

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Did someone call god?

God is a fictional person

My, we’re full of opinions today, aren’t we?

Well, I’m pretty sure he’s not a fictional person in my context, seeing that it was proved ages ago that the entire Matoran Universe makes up the organs and bodily functions of his being.

Apparently, my home island is just between the neck and the ribcage. Who’d have thought?

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what is the holy vestigial testicle of the 67th dicked bull demon in the 5th layer of hell is a phone?

twenty two kane-ra in a vuata maca tree

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Bionicle is the best religion in the multiverse in my opinion

da great spirit blesses you, muh son

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God isn't real, but Mata Nui is real

mata nui is love

mata nui is life

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That doesn't make any sense

'course it does i'm the goddamn mata nui

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Do you think Bionicle will return in 2015?

yo son they betta not wake my ass up fo’ it i’m tired from takin’ out terry ‘n’ shit

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ur gay lol

hella gey sun

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Would you turn a piece of your mask into a badass guitar pick to preform epic guitar solos?

No it doesn’t work like that anon but I can do a MEAN AIR GUITAR *guitar noises*

Sometimes I use a Kohrok Kal, too.

*descending guitar noises*

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What are these strange words you're saying?

Aaaayyyyeee son I ain’t got a clue what u mean u gotta get wit’ the jive man u feel me?

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((headcanon: once in a while, when no one's looking, click will drag the ignika around and pretend that he and mata nui are adventuring again))

*uncontrollable sobbing*

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Im curious, what exactly happened to that bug you were bff's with for a while?

I gave the little guy to Kiina before I went and pounded my bro’s ass. N-not for the reasons you might be thinking though. She j-just seemed like a good owner for Click…

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GET THE FUCK DOWN FROM THERE STOP BEING SO TALL DAYUM

NO.

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how much of a dork is teridax

Like, the biggest fucking dork ever he would always do this one thing when we were little where he’d climb on top of the tallest thing he could find and start tryna dictate ‘n’ shit. Then I’d be like “get yo ass down from there” and throw a ball at him and he’d just fall on his face.

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u meme-loving fuck

do u even meme anonymooz?