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regardless of all the other stuff i just think the pose sabrina carpenter is doing on that album cover looks kind of awkward and stiff. why is her hand out like that? it somehow looks poorly drawn
#she has such a neutral expression too. it doesn't look freaky or subservient it looks like she's just sort of sitting there#her arms look REALLY strange. the lack of depth on the black dress makes it hard to tell which arm is in front at first glance#and is she touching the guy's leg? it looks like her hand is just kind of hovering for no reason#and he's also just standing there and it feels so detached and stiff#maybe that's intentional? idk#sorry i don't actually care about this album or listen to her music at all i just think her pose looks stupid LMAO#saturn rambles#my posts
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saoirse dream self titled album feels like a stage musical to me. does anyone else see the vision
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i get pissed off when a dream is too obviously thematically relevant to my life. like you're supposed to be the nonsense realm stop attacking my insecurities or at least be a little more subtle about it
#saturn rambles#my posts#delete later#deleted the original tags because they got put in the wrong order somehow and made me look even more insane
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we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women
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Joining the war on queerbait on the side of queerbait bc after a time you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical but is often true
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
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911 is such a mutual in law show. i go look at a mutual in laws blog that im interested in and 3 posts down its 911. all my mutuals are always talking about their mutuals getting into 911. 6 degrees of seperation but its 911 watchers and tumblr users
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mansplain manipulate malewife but it’s dumbing of age and i rendered it for some reason. is this still funny
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jane remover in 2021: i have no friends :(
jane remover in 2023: My flesh is ripped apart by the eyes of a thousand men; the one I love is staring down the barrel of a gun and now we're both bleeding out on the bed in the hotel room...
jane remover in 2025: I PEGGED SATAN
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glory, joy, happiness, etc. etc.
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how does one even become a tiktoker/reeler(?) like functionally i understand the process of making youtube videos about a topic you're interested in and slowly building an audience but the idea of someone deciding to start making tiktoks/reels and getting zero likes on them is so wildly embarrassing to me
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#i don't even watch the yard anymore but i've had this meme in my head for so long and finally found the original image#the yard#my posts
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i'm learning that i flirt with boys by calling them pretty and i flirt with girls by joking about kidnapping them
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always shoot your shot you never know what could happen. he might barely respond to your messages for three weeks, cause you to absolutely lose your mind over the slightest eye contact, and finally very politely tell you he's gay
#the day before we graduate btw. i love the weird as fuck plot lines in my life#but the obsession can finally end now thank god#saturn rambles#my posts
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