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If you [ b l a c k ] reblog this.

don’t care what shade just reblog.

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yall i need help finding a series

it's like matt and chris r racers but it's like illegal or smth. chris tries to get the girl (or its y/n) and then matt doesn't like that so he hooks up w her instead. there's like 11 parts of it and i can't find it pls help💔🙏🏽

tagging ppl for help:

@shortnsweetsturnz @asherrisrandom @idontcare4urmom @gutzfornick @sturniioloslut @sturniolo-fann @sturns-4-life @natesfavoritehoe @m6ttsturniolo @mattsangerissues @thenickgirl @chrislover444 @dykes4chris @lovesodakid @annalisesturnioloxo @camzeecorner @larrayxo @mattsturnswife @nicksbf @cheyennee0

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hi guys i need help finding an edit but it's from like a long time ago and the creator doesn't have a watermark

tags: (sorry if u don't wanna be tagged i js need help)

@submattenthusiast @bernardsbendystraws @lovesodakid @nicksbf @nathangirl3 @nicksgirlfriend @sturnioloslvtt @sturnioloslvtt @eddaawrites @rosastvrniolo @asherrisrandom @arotzsturns @dykes4chris @m6ttsturniolo @mypussypurrin @mattscookie @chrislover444 @cheyennee0 @ohmtoff @thenickgirl @evie-sturns @estebaniii @marionawastakenwastaken

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ur a fucking weirdo.. if that's considered fat then the majority of the world is fat idk what is wrong with you but u need some help. clearly u weren't raised right or had nobody to raise u bc the way ur talking abt someone you don't even know is insanely disgusting and disrespectful. ur a fucking loser and ik damn well u js tryna troll cuz it's funny but when something happens to u it sint gonna be funny no more. i hope u can mature and actually be a good person for once in ur fucking life.

Okay wait the fact that he’s confident enough to post this…💀 ain’t no way in hell-

Why is his belly button like thatttt😭😭

He’s a lil fat tho guys like than Matt or chris….

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hi guys i don’t usually come on here to talk about this, but it needs to be discussed. my friend kenzie, went missing on october seventh. she left a note saying she ran away. she hasn’t been answering anyone’s calls or texts, and claims she ran away to live with her girlfriend who lives two hours away.

she never said who her girlfriend is.

please, keep an eye out for her if you live in: pennsylvania, new york city, new york state, new jersey, maryland, and anywhere close to the areas listed.

this is her. we all really miss her, and want her to come home soon.

here is some information about her.

please, share this and help bring kenzie home.

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HELLO? INSANE TAKE ROSE LMAOOO

THERES MY SLUTTY WAISTED MAN

IM GOING SO FERAL RN HOLD ME BACK MY INNER NICK GIRL IS SHINING WOAOAOAAHAAHAHAAA

@thenickgirl

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LIGHT SHOWER

bf!nick x male!reader

summary: in which reader and nick have a little fun in the shower

type: oneshot ✩ genre: smut ✩ pov: 2nd person ✩ word count: 1.5k

warnings: halfway proofread, use of y/n, use of pet names, swearing, rimming, fingering, oral and anal sex, choking, overstimulation, some degradation if you squint, bottom!nick x top!reader

a/n: good evening whores (affectionate)! it’s been ages since my last fic, and i am so sorry for that. my health wasn’t up to par so my motivation plummeted, but i’m better and i’m ready to start back writing again. idk if this will hit like my first fic, but i hope you like it. happy reading! ✩

“I missed you so much.” You mumble as you hug your boyfriend’s waist tightly, your head buried in his neck. Nick had just arrived back home from visiting his family in Boston for almost a month. “Really? I couldn’t tell.” He teases, wrapping his arms around your neck. “Never leave me for that long again,” you pout. “Oh you big baby,” Nick laughs before gasping as you lift him up by his thighs, and he instantly secures himself by hooking his legs around your waist.

“Y/n, if you drop me, motherfucker-“

“When have I ever dropped you, my love?” you cut him off as you walk towards the stairs, carrying him up to your shared bedroom. You gently place the brunette down on the bed, hovering over him as you kiss his lips softly. “I definitely missed that,” Nick blushes, pecking your lips again before pushing you off of him and sitting up.

“So how was the flight from Boston?” you ask as you sit up next to him. “Fucking awful, so many things happened. First, I need a long hot shower,” he says standing up, and walking towards the dresser drawer to get a night shirt and boxers. “Mind if I join you, baby?” you ask, raising your eyebrow playfully. Nick whips his head around to look at you, biting his lip, “I would love that actually.”

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“Thank you for washing my hair, I knew having a tall boyfriend would come in handy one day.” He chuckles as you wash the conditioner from his hair. “I knew you were taking advantage of me,” you utter, pretending to be hurt. “Oh shut up,” he hits you playfully before wrapping his arms around your neck, pulling you close. “I really missed you,” he whispers against your lips. “Yeah?” you smile, your arms snaking around his waist.

“Mhm,” Nick hums before connecting your lips in a heated kiss.

Your mouths move together hungrily as your hands trail down to his bare ass, squeezing roughly and he gasps, giving you access to slide your tongue into his mouth, causing him to moan. After a few minutes, the brunette pulls away, his soft lips trail down to your neck, sucking and biting at your skin, and you tilt your head giving him more access. He leaves marks on your neck, and you bite your lip at the feeling. He continues to move further down, kissing along your chest, his tongue drawing circles around your nipples.

“Fuck Nick..,” you whisper breathlessly. He kisses his way down your stomach as he gets on his knees, his large hands on your thighs as his icy blue eyes stare into yours. Without breaking eye contact, he grabs your semi hard cock in his hand, stroking you slowly.

You groan at the feeling, locking eyes with the brunette on his knees for you. Nick sticks his tongue out, licking around your tip painfully slow. “Don’t fucking tease,” you growl and he smirks, before wrapping his plump lips around you. His warm tongue swirls around your length as he sucks on your tip. He takes you into his mouth, bobbing his head back and forth, and your eyes roll back. Continuing his movements, he takes more of you into his mouth, and your hand finds its way into his hair. You pull on his strands, bucking your hips into his mouth. He moans when he feels your tip hitting the back of his throat.

“Shit baby, you look so pretty with my cock down your throat,” you praise him, pushing his head down further and he gags around you.

You grab his face pulling him up before kissing him roughly. You push him up against the cold shower wall, and he moans in your mouth. You pull away from the kiss, his bottom lip between your teeth until it snaps back into place. “Turn around, let me see that cute little ass of yours,” you demand, smirking. Nick grins before turning around, bending over slightly, his ass brushing against your cock.

“Always a fucking tease,” you say slapping his ass and he yelps.

Lowering down to your knees, you spread his cheeks before circling your tongue around his hole. Nick bites his lip, whimpering softly. You kiss and lick at his entrance, before sliding your tongue inside. “Mm fuck yes,” he moans out. Nick bends over more, pushing his ass against your face as your tongue laps at his hole over and over. You smack his ass cheek as you continue eating him out.

After a few minutes you pull away, carefully sliding two fingers inside of him. He groans as your fingers pump in and out. Your fingers move faster inside of him, curling and brushing against his sweet spot. “Oh my goddd, fuck, I need you please,” he begs desperately. You spread your fingers, scissoring them to open him up more. “Yeah, you want me to fuck you senseless, pretty boy?” you tease as you pull your fingers away, standing up and pressing your leaking cock against him. “Yes please, I want it so bad,” Nick pleads, wanting nothing more than you deep inside of him.

Stroking yourself slowly, you take your length and line it up with his hole before carefully sliding into him. You let out a deep groan, it had been so long since you felt him around you. “So fucking tight baby,” you whisper as you begin thrusting into him. Nick moans, and the sound alone could make you cum right then and there. Grabbing his hips, you pick up the pace, your bodies moving perfectly together. “Fuck y/n, mmph feels so good,” your boyfriend’s moans and whimpers bounce around the shower walls.

“Yeah, you like getting fucked like this, don’t you? My pretty little slut,” you growl in his ear and he only whimpers in response.

“I asked you a question,” you growl, grabbing him by his throat from behind, as you fuck up into him deeper. “Yes yes fuck, I love it, I love your cock so much,” he cries out, his eyes rolling back as you hit his prostate repeatedly. “Good boy, such a good little slut for me,” you praise as you continue fucking him senseless.

“Right there, right there. Please don’t stop, I'm so close,” the brunette moans your name over and over. You take his length in your hand and start stroking him slowly. “Oh ohh god, I’m cumming” he groans as his cum hits the glass shower wall. Your hand continues to move on his length, milking every drop, and his body shudders. “S-so sensitive, please I can't,” he whines.

Pulling out of him, you turn him around to face you and you lift him up and against the wall by his thighs. “Be a good boy and give me one more, yeah?” you say, lining yourself with his hole again and he nods in response. You press your lips against his hungrily as you slide into him again, your mouths moving together sloppily. Nick moans into your mouth as you slam into him, your large hands gripping his thighs roughly. You break the kiss to nip at his neck, leaving marks for you to fight about later. “Y/n…” he says breathlessly as you fuck him slow and deep, his legs wrap around your waist drawing you closer.

“I know baby, I know,” you moan softly, moving faster as his back arches.

“Ohh oh fuck, I’m gonna cum again. Please don’t stop,” he pants as he strokes his length, feeling the knot in his stomach about to come undone. “Shit baby, make a mess all over me,” you groan, hitting his sweet spot again and again as you feel your own high approaching. He cums over you both as you cum inside of him. You hold each other as you both come down from your high.

“I really really fucking missed that,” Nick says, and you both chuckle. You set him back on his feet, placing your hands on his waist when he stumbles a bit. Taking the soap and your respective wash cloths, you clean each other up, stopping periodically to share kisses. After you are both clean and ready to get out, you dry off and head to your bedroom to get dressed into something comfortable.

Nick sighs as he lays back on the bed. “I think you wore me out,” he says, and you chuckle as you plop down next to him. “Well let’s just order food, and then you can tell me all about your crazy airport stories,” you suggest, grabbing your phone. “Yes, I’m starving, but god please no In n Out,” he lets out a disgusted groan. “Whatever you want, pretty.” you chuckle.

“I’m so happy to be back,” he hums, rolling on to his side to wrap his arms around you. You smile sweetly, kissing the top of his head.

“Me too”

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✎ signed,

the nick girl ✩

a/n: i tried to format it a little better so it looks more like a fic. thanks to my pookie for the help with that. i’m so excited to get back to writing. your feedback is more than welcome, but always remember that i like to fight, so keep it cute. love ya! ☺️

🏷️: @muwapsturniolo @mattslolita @guccifrog @luverboychris @freshloveforthefit @sturnioloslvtt @nickssidewitch @nicksbestie @sturniolossss @imsosillygoofylol @moonk1ss3d @soursturniolo @savvyratatouille @certifiednatelover @meg-sturniolo @dumbf2ck@peiivnao @angelcake-222 @hoeforchrizz @lelesturniolo @conspiracy-ash @maliaforstvrns @eli-sturniolo @a13ssandr4 @nicksgirlfriend @asherrisrandom

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BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. if you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out 🩷

AWWW STOP I LOVE YOU UR SO SWEEET 🩷🩷

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HI GUYS GO SUPPORT MY MOOT MADS SHE EDITS THE TRIPLEYS AND OTHERS!!

tags:

@submattenthusiast @sturnioloslvtt @ohmtoff @asherrisrandom @anabanana28 @rosastvrniolo @chrislover444 @cheyennee0 @nicksbf @nicksgirlfriend @nickstwink @fallingformatt @m6ttsturniolo @mattsturnswife @slutforsturnioloss @slutt4matt @bernardsbendystraws @estebaniii @dykes4chris

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AWWW STOP @asherrisrandom

@bernardsbendystraws @sturnioloslvtt @lovesodakid @nicksbf @anabanana28 @dykes4chris @nickstwink

rb to tuck a mutual in bed and give them a Little Guy to cuddle with as they sleep

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rules: answer & tag 6 people

thank u for the tag @asherrisrandom 💋

favorite color- blue pink and lavender

last song:- flatline -justin bieber

currently reading- if it's meant to be

currently watching: love is blind/ rewatching shameless

craving: nic (sadly)

tea or coffee: tea

tags: @sturnioloslvtt @anabanana28 @rosastvrniolo @bernardsbendystraws @m6ttsturniolo @lovesodakid

✴︎ rules: answer + tag 6 ppl, thank you for the tag @xxbimbobunnyxx mwah <3

✴︎ favorite color: red + lavender

✴︎ last song: wildflower by Billie Eilish

✴︎ currently reading: clarity & connection by yung pueblo (im a poetry girly by heart)

✴︎ currently watching: twisters (2024)

✴︎ currently craving: cookie dough ice cream 😣

✴︎ tea or iced coffee: coffee 1000%

tagging: @cameronsprincess @shawtycoreee @fallbhind @bunnyrafe @babygorewhore @drewstarkeys-world

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Be mindful of those kinds of things . You never know what a reader has been through‼️‼️

For the love of god a CNC warning is not something you should be forgetting PLZ. It’s not normal sex if someone is asking for things to stop and saying no—even if they have a safe word.

I shouldn’t have to say this but the fact I’ve seen more than 10 Fics in the past week alone missing this CRUCIAL warning is so upsetting. You’re hurting people, you’re triggering trauma. Please stop forgetting this warning. It does so much damage when you teach young people that that’s normal and minors will lie about their age or interact regardless of your wishes. That and SA survivors don’t deserve to feel devastated after reading a post that was missing important warnings like that.

Please please PLEASE do better.

Likes / REBLOGS are deeply appreciated. Let’s spread the word to make this less of an issue in our community here please.

Also this isn’t targeted to anyone in specific. Majority of people I’ve reached out to have fixed it but I’m done seeing this all the time.

Tags — @patscorner @muwapsturniolo @bbernard-03 @cindylcuwho @chestersturniolo @evie-sturns @endereies @freshloveforthefit @mattscoquette @nicksgirlfriend @pouring-rains @pettydollie @sturnioloshacker @vanteguccir

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okay bro i NEED to rant abt this bc it's getting on my fucking nerves

there's this one boy on tiktok and ig and his name is "derek fry" and he's PISSING ME TF OFF

literally his posts r js him saying "nick and i would be a good couple" "nick hmu" "nick check the dm i sent you" "me when nick" and i'm like BRO HE DOESNT WANT U AND ALL THESE LITTLE GIRLS ARE LIKE "omg yesss i ship" "omg ur ship name is sturnfry" "NICK COME DATE HIM"

like i'm actually at my limit and he js doesn't think it's weird like he sent nick smth on ig and someone asked what it was and he said "that's for him to find out" w like a wink or smth like im gonna kms

anyway yeah like pls someone agree w me bc it's so fucking weird and he is acting like this is completely normal

tagging ppl js bc!

@bernardsbendystraws @lovesodakid @ohmtoff @sturnsloverrr @sturns-4-life @annalisesturnioloxo @chrislover444 @cheyennee0 @eddaawrites @thenickgirl @nicksbf @nicksgirlfriend @nickstwink @m6ttsturniolo @slutforsturnioloss @fallingformatt @idontcare4urmom

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if you remember mykingsin, the pedo I warned you all about that simps and sexualizes ariana greenblatt, a 16 year old kid…

Hes back. if you're wondering how I can tell its the way he does his descriptions that he always has done in his banned blog. Also, no one would normally make posts of her like this.

his new user is @ moonandsky777 so everyone PLEASE report him! Hes a pedo that keeps coming back just to sexualize ariana greenblatt.

I'm always gonna watch out for him and update in case he comes back or changes his username but I always check that ariana greenblatt tag on new.

Please share this. we can't just let this pedo come back.

╰┈➤. 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐈𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 𝐌𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞!

All interactions with this post are deeply appreciated!

Spread the word and report this man’s account❗️

It doesn’t matter if your platform doesn’t have a big fan base or you don’t have many followers, you can still help and repost the account and interacting with this post to help it reach to other people, any interaction and report is deeply appreciated!

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hi guys this is me (pls don't body shame ik my waist is tiny)

FACE REV

y’all like don’t make fun of me pls. but anywayssssssssss, face rev. this shit will only be up for like maybe an hour ❤️

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chat i wanna be an emoji can i be 👅 bc im 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

@bernardsbendystraws

Anon Emojis

Taken: 🍄 🪑 💫 🌟 💞🧸🎀🎠👽🕷️🫧🦦

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https://www.tumblr.com/savvyratatouille/758579431233224704/hi-guys-i-dont-post-usually-but-i-need-help?source=share

BABES I THINK I FOUND IT @solarsturniolo 'too damn long'

HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU THANK YOU SO MUCHHHH