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Everyone knows about Paul Rudd accidentally cosplaying as Kazuma Kiryu

But I bet you didn’t know about Kazuma Kiryu accidentally cosplaying as Paul Rudd from the 2007 film ‘Reno 911!: Miami’

Just wanted to share

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I got to go.

June 22, 1931.

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wanna be Tumblr famous but don’t want to put in the effort to make good posts so I peddle my mediocre wares at the side of the road

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Those old “Oh Chuck Norris is so strong he could beat up anyone.” memes from like 2007 are so fucking dumb. Like, I could name off at least 20 or so people that could kick his ass, for example;

Gandalf the Gray

Gandalf the White

Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Night

Benito Mussolini

Blue Meanie

Cowboy Curtis

Jambi the Genie

Robocop

The Terminator

Captain Kirk

Darth Vader

Lo-Pan

Superman

Every single Power Ranger

Bill S Preston

Theodore Logan

Spock

The Rock

Doc Oc

Hulk Hogan

I can’t think of anymore but please feel free to add on

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i really love the mario party games that have dk spaces because the purpose of dk spaces is to be the opposite of bowser spaces, a space where something really good may happen but nothing bad will happen, which turns donkey kong himself into this sort of mythical gorilla of great fortune and prosperity who you would really like to meet and who you get really excited for when you do encounter, and when you land on a dk space it’s like “YES, i’m going to meet with donkey kong now and he’s probably going to give me a really nice present, thank you donkey kong, i LOVE donkey kong”, i just really love this interpretation of donkey kong’s character

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Do you ever hear someone say something about your field of interest that is wrong and you have to stop yourself from physically cringing but you gotta stay strong and cool cause you don’t wanna be ‘That NerdTM’?

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“My friends are my power!”

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Trying to jump into Kingdom Hearts 3 like

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PLEASE REBLOG THIS WARNING

HEY GUYS

The new Venom movie has a scene with intense flashing lights (the lab entry scene) and I received no warnings and had to leave (just for that scene) as I am epileptic!!! PLEASE share this since I’ve seen NO warnings being shared and this is very important and can prevent people from having seizures etc during the film.

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If you ever think a video game you’re playing is facetious, instead consider EarthBound:

About three quarters through the game, the player finds a weapon called the Casey Bat. It is the strongest weapon in the game by a large margin, so naturally the player will equip it to Ness instantly. What isn’t indicated, though, is that it has a 75% miss rate. Players are often bewildered by the fact that at a certain point in the game, Ness suddenly becomes incapable of hitting anything.

The player is at one point given the option to buy an egg. The egg does nothing. But it will randomly hatch into a chick without notifying the player. While a chick is in the player’s inventory, a beeping sound will play constantly. There is no indication of why this is happening.

A boss called the Clumsy Robot has a move where it eats a bolonge sandwich. The text prompt will say that it recovers an enormous, demoralising amount of HP from doing this. It actually does nothing. The text prompt is lying.

At one point the player is given the option to buy a machine from an inventor. They are told they need the machine to progress in the game. It is incredibly expensive. The machine isn’t needed for anything at all, and it breaks when you use it.

To get into one of the villains’ lair, you have to know the secret password. The secret password is five minutes of silence. You have to stand in front of the door into the lair for five minutes without doing anything, then you will be allowed in.

Fuck your noise. EarthBound went hard.

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(via Cedar Tree after a storm in Central Kansas yesterday : pics)

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today on ‘things in cowboy bebop that make me absolutely lose my mind’

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today bitches

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Oh dear I seem to have fallen into the pit of Kingdom Hearts theories… I recently had the thought, “What if Roxas was Ventus this whole time? What if he simply doesn’t remember being Ventus? What if Nomura retcons another plot point?” And thus began my excuse to draw Roxas/Ventus in a hypothetical KH3 outfit.