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DEAD!

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might seem like a harmless quirk but once you start typing in exclusively lowercase you can never capitalize anything again outside the designated midsentence Gay Emphasis Zones or anyone following you for longer than a week will think you’re about to commit murder

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who up jumping in front of a car

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

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Oh illi… they could neva make me h8 u <33

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sending illi & friends to the Big Dance…!!!

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I love naps. I’m so sleepy.

Sad? Take a nap.

Angry? I’m probably napping.

Missing someone? Definitely having a nap.

Done socializing? You’ll most likely find me sleeping somewhere.

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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

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do you think they have beef with each other specifically

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day 541

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You

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The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.

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I know most people don't care about anything unless it has to do with the U.S. but can we please start talking about the Canadian election.

Please don't vote for Poilievre. He's basically the Canadian Trump and plans to put in place laws that harm trans youth, and lots of other shit.

Please vote istg this is the only way anything will get better. Poilievre has been kissing millionaires and billionaires asses. He'll make life even harder, and he loves Trump.

Reblogs are appreciated, especially if you aren't Canadian.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

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fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

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