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“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

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It's been a while; have a fic!

A barbarous business, full of inconvenience

Rating T, 14.5k words, angsty Tucker Reed friendship fic.

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guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.

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Archeosky was having fun with this

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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It really is wild that some politicians can stand there and say "yeah we're getting rid of a program that keeps quite literally millions of people alive specifically so we can cut taxes for people who are already richer than god" as if it's a normal political stance and not so cartoonishly evil I'm legit shocked perry the platypus doesn't break through the nearest wall the minute the words leave their mouth.

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"Well, if you're actually giving me a choice--"

"I'm not."

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I'm too tired to do anything good so, dumb little Malcolm dating simulator doodle

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I'll realise when I stand up and almost pass out

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My personal contribution to the Vulcans are cats cinematic universe

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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this got Numbers on twitter so i’m posting here cause i literally have nothing else going on but working on my webcomic which you can read here and support here

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"why do you write?" because it’s the only way to silence the characters pacing around my brain like victorian ghosts with unresolved issues that prevent them from moving on.

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good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for